The Best Neal Perkins Quotes

Lieutenant: You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.
Neal: You have no evidence.
Lieutenant: I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.
Neal: What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?
Lieutenant: You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.
Neal: And how are you gonna do that?
[Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]