The Best Nick Waxler Quotes

Nick: My friends think I'm shallow. Sometimes I think they're right. Other times I think, "Hey, I'm fucking a model".
Carrie: [voice over narration] I couldn't believe it. The man had slept with half the perfume ads in September's 'Vogue'.

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Carrie: [voice over narration] Last night my friend Miranda got invited to a dinner party by a man she hardly knew. She was the date of Nick Waxler, a fairly successful sports agent who'd said she had nice legs.
Nick: Okay, old movies you would have liked to fuck when they were young.
Miranda: Alive or dead?
Nick: It doesn't matter. Veronica Lake, the year she made 'Sullivan's Travels'.

Nick: Why fuck the girl in the skirt, when you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt?

Nick: It's not like models don't have brains. They have them. They just don't need to use them.