The Best Nora Shepherd Quotes

Judy: Peter hasn't spoken a word since it happened.
Mrs. Thomas: Oh. Oh, my. I'm so sorry. How terribly awful.
Judy: It's OK. We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing, gambling in Monte Carlo, on safari in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the Sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris.
[Starts crying]
Judy: Excuse me.
[Judy leaves the room. Camera pans away to show that she is actually laughing at the lie she just told the Estate Agent]
Aunt: [to the Estate Agent] They were very devoted parents. Car crash in Canada.

Aunt: Peter, take this suitcase up to the attic, then we can all have ice cream.
[mumbles to herself]
Aunt: And bourbon.