Top 50 Quotes From Raven

Raven: [in monotone] Evil beware. We have waffles.

Mumbo: Must you overanalyze everything? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Raven: Because it isn't real. Your act, this hat, it's all smoke and mirrors. You've probably just hypnotized me into thinking I'm a rabbit and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Mumbo: Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no!
Raven: As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your powers will be gone.
Mumbo: Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit!
[pulls off a whisker]
Raven: Ow!
Mumbo: For real!

Raven: After everything that happened, everything I did, how did you still manage to hope it could all work out?
Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it, Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil, that you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wished for more. You dared to hope that you could be a hero.
Raven: I thought it was all over. And now... suddenly...
Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You can decide your own destiny.
Raven: I guess, in the end, there really is no end, just new beginnings.

Raven: [to Robin, about Starfire] So, you're gonna go after the alien?
Robin: I have to find out if she's a threat.
Cyborg: [to himself] More like find out if she'll give him another kiss.

Slade: I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude. I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless, little FRIENDS! If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should get rid of them.
Robin: Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Slade: Good boy. and from now on, I'd like you to call me "Master".
[gets blasted]
Starfire: LEAVE... HIM... ALONE!
Slade: Robin, attack!
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did -...
Beast: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: We just don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We're not leaving without you.

Raven: Thank you... friends.
Beast: So we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding with a smile] Mm-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: [smile fades] Don't push it.

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [Appears behind Dr. Light, form reminicent of Nevermore] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Raven: [pauses in the battle when she realizes her charges are following her] Okay, fine. Just stay away from anyone *older* than you.

Starfire: Raven, did you hear the strange noises too?
Raven: The strange noises of you talking outside my door? Hard to miss.

Elastigirl: We're all very proud of you, Garfield.
[hugs Beast Boy]
Elastigirl: Take care.
[The Doom Patrol flies off]
Cyborg: [sarcastically] Garfield?
[Beast Boy chuckles]
Raven: Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

Beast: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged!
Raven: Ooooh, bad grammer, that outta scare him.

Raven: I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

Raven: We're going to play a game. It's called *Don't Bother Raven*!

Beast: Did we blow up yet?
Raven: Yep. That's why you're still talking.

Beast: Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.
[the Titans carry a plaque and flowers to the stone statue that was once Terra]
Raven: We'll be searching for a way to reverse the effect.
Robin: We'll bring her back.
Cyborg: Someday.
[Starfire lays the flowers at the statue's feet]
Starfire: I shall miss you, friend.
[Beast: A Teen Titan. A True Friend."]
Beast: I'll never forget you, Terra.

Starfire: Beast Boy, perhaps you can communicate with them.
Beast: Uh... Nice dinos?
[the raptors snarl]
Raven: Hey genious, I think she means try it in THEIR language.

Raven: [regarding Malchior] I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't... creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast: Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.
[Raven opens her door and embraces Beast Boy in a warm hug]
Beast: Uh...
[he's suddenly hit by Cyborg's Stank Ball]
Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! Stank Ball!
[Raven picks up the Stank Ball. She infuses it with her powers at the same time giving off a wicked smirk]
Cyborg: Now hold on, Raven, don't - oof!
[her soft laughter and his disgusted groan overlap as the screen fades to black]

Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Cyborg: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
[Starfire gasps in shock]
Raven: No!
Beast: [walking off in a huff] Aw man! I never understand anything!
Cyborg: Xenothium?
[as Cyborg berates Robin, a game of tic tac toe is played over them]
Cyborg: You powered that suit with XENOTHIUM? Are you crazy, man? That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Robin: Like I said, it was a mistake.

Beast: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous!
Raven: He just put on three-hundred-thousand pounds; I'm *so* jealous.

[to her evil father, Trigon]
Raven: [raising her voice] I was protected by the monks of Azarath, I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home!
[shouts]
Raven: And you are not welcome here!

Robin: [calling out to her] Raven?
Raven: [from offscreen] Robin!
Starfire: The Mumbo has made you invisible?
Raven: [calling to them from a cage] Up here
Beast: [sees that she's been changed into a rabbit] Uh, why does that rabbit sound like Raven?
Raven: Because I am Raven!
Starfire: [giggles with glee] Oh, you look so cute!
[Raven growls angrily at her]

Starfire: [after Raven restores the city and defeats Trigon] Raven, that was...
Cyborg: Unbelievable.
Raven: No. It wasn't.
[hugs Robin]
Raven: Somebody believed.
Robin: Welcome back.
Beast: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you?
Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. And don't get used to the smile...
[smile disappears]
Raven: ... 'cause you're still not funny.
Beast: Raven!
[hugs her tightly]
Raven: Quit it.

Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed.

Starfire: Perhaps you could use your powers to communicate with the creature.
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.

Kitten: Hi, Robbiepoo!
Starfire: Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?

[Beast Boy deliberately knocks into Raven]
Raven: Sorry...
Beast: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry and you're a jerk.
Beast: [blocks her path] Y'know Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Concider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast: No, THIS is!
[Changes into a gorilla]

[Robin just lost a fight]
Beast: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.

Raven: Don't make me hurt you.
Terra: Don't make me laugh.

Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.

Raven: [flying towards the other Titans] Is it just me or is this getting easier?
Madame: [Madame Rouge appears in front of them] Children, when will you learn?
[gets tackled by Hot Spot and Wildebeest]
Raven: Like I said....

Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Beast: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a... A CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!
Beast: I'm a what-bag?
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a clorbag.

Raven: [after the sky ride crashes] Is everyone okay?
[Teeth vomits. Raven groans]
Timmy: [excitedly] Do it again! Do it again!
Raven: No, again!

Robin: All of you took a risk to help me protect this. It's only fair that I show you what's inside.
Raven: You don't have to do that, Robin. Sometimes secrets aren't meant to be shared.
Cyborg: Even with your best friends.
Robin: I used to think that. But not any more.
[opens the briefcase]

Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor.
Terra: Witch.

Raven: [smiling at Beast Boy and Cyborg] Thank you... friends.
Beast: So then, we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding and blushing] Um-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Raven: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
[Starfire gasps in shock]
Starfire: No!
Cyborg: [walking off in a huff] Aw man! I never understand anything!
Raven: Xenothium?
[as Cyborg berates Robin, a game of tic tac toe is played over them]
Raven: You powered that suit with XENOTHIUM? Are you crazy, man? That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Robin: Like I said, it was a mistake.

Beast: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Robin: [to Starfire] You're getting married?
Starfire: Indeed, and I cannot wait to Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick-home feeling lately, and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends.
Robin: You're getting married?
Raven: Yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting MARRIED? And to SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?

[Winning a carnival ring-toss game]
Beast: Told ya we'll win you a prize.
Raven: A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Beast: You guys... missed me?
Cyborg: Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?
Robin: And spar with me in the gym?
Starfire: And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?
Raven: Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

Cyborg: I don't get it. The dude fell into a pit of lava. Who lives through something like that?
Raven: Apparently, Slade.

Raven: [seeing through Robin's eyes] Let me see him, through your eyes. See, Robin? There's no one here. There never was.
[Slade appears and hits Robin]
Raven: SLADE!

Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast: Free form...
Beast: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.

Robin: You guys seen Raven?
Starfire: I hope she's not suffering the atrocities so abundant on this planet.
[Elsewhere, Raven groans and we hear cracking. She relaxes and it's revealed that the little creatures are giving her a massage]
Raven: A little to the left.
Tiny: Left! Shallah!

Beast: But what about my secret identity?
Raven: What secret identity? You're green.

Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Raven: No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Raven: Just another figment of my imagination, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen. I am here because...
Raven: Never coming back, go away! You have to go away. Just like before. Just like all the others.
Starfire: Your mind, without friends you must've...

[the Titans are preparing to watch Fourth of July fireworks. Robin has explained to Starfire that the Fourth of July is America's birthday]
Starfire: Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
Beast: [starts a patriotic, yet misinformed speech] . No cake and no tea! See, It all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George - or maybe it was King Norm - anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided: "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history, a cereal box?
Beast: What's your point?

Teether: Choo-choo gone.
Raven: Yes, choo-choo is gone.