50 Best Cyborg Quotes

Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast: [doing the robot] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funkkky!
[moonwalks]
Beast: Uh uh that's right.

Raven: [regarding Malchior] I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't... creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast: Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.
[Raven opens her door and embraces Beast Boy in a warm hug]
Beast: Uh...
[he's suddenly hit by Cyborg's Stank Ball]
Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! Stank Ball!
[Raven picks up the Stank Ball. She infuses it with her powers at the same time giving off a wicked smirk]
Cyborg: Now hold on, Raven, don't - oof!
[her soft laughter and his disgusted groan overlap as the screen fades to black]

Robin: C'mon, Cyborg! Push!
Cyborg: [Slowly, in struggle] What does it look like I'm doing?

Cyborg: I don't even know where to begin!
Beast: I do! I'm not stopping until the Brain is *mine*!
Cyborg: Well, let's get it started!

[last lines]
Robin: Where have you guys been?
Cyborg: Just getting to know each other.
[Raven smiles and blushes]
Starfire: Come, friends. We shall prepare a new breakfast feast.
Beast: It's a little late for breakfast, Star. Maybe just some herbal tea.
Raven: Actually, breakfast sounds... nice.
Beast: Breakfast for dinner? Coming up!
[he runs off]
Cyborg: [runs after him] Oh, no! I'm cooking this time! We're having real eggs!

Cyborg: Dude, you were awesome!
Sarasim: [removing helmet] I am Sarasim. Leader of this tribe. And who is this *dude* of which you speak?

Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum.
Beast: 'Kay, do you come with subtitles?
Cyborg: My eye should spot him even if he's invisible.

Cyborg: [after an enlarged Silkie eats his right leg] Aw, man!
[his body turns red in fury]
Cyborg: GIVE ME MY FOOT SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!

Raven: So, does anyone actually *have* a plan?
Starfire: Yes, we kick the butt!
Cyborg: Just like old times.
Beast: Except better!
Robin: Let's finish this!

Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast: Free form...
Beast: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.

Cyborg: [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games] You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!

Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast: Well, whoever it is, we're totally going to kick their...
[then Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month, a year, a millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see you again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

[ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name]
Cyborg: ..."Garfield?"
[Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle]
Raven: [wicked grin] Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

Cyborg: Let's go. If you're done goofing off with your GIRLFRIEND!
Robin: [long pause.] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Starfire: I am not your friend?

Cyborg: [infected with a computer virus] Oooh, you know what would be great? Let's go get some WAFFLES! Raven, you like waffles, don't ya?
Raven: [deadpan] More than life itself.

Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm!
Starfire: [in one breath] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boogers and keeps us all under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
[stops and gasps for breath]
Raven: So... what now?
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

[first lines]
Robin: [over video link] And you're sure there's nothing I can say to change your mind?
Cyborg: No, man. I'm stayin' in Steel City as leader of the Titans East. That's it. End of discussion.
Robin: Well, could you at least tell me why? I mean, I'm losing a member of my team here, and it's not like I can read your thoughts.
Cyborg: They need me, and this is my big chance. I'm ready to show people what I can do. I'm ready to grow up, to be a man.
Robin: And what about Brother Blood?
Cyborg: What about him?
Robin: I know how badly you want to catch him, and I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target. Look, I just worry about what you're getting yourself into.
Cyborg: You think I can't handle it.
Robin: I didn't say that.
Cyborg: You didn't have to. Man, this is supposed to be a good thing! My own tower! My own team! Why can't you just be happy for me!
Robin: Because you're already on a team. My team! And you can't just quit!
Cyborg: I can, and I did! Which means I don't have to put up with you tellin' what to do anymore!
Robin: So, now this is my fault?
Cyborg: It's not *about* you!
Robin: No. It's all about you because that's all you care about! You talk about being a man, but if you can turn your back on us after *everything* we've been through, you're nothing but a spoiled child!
Cyborg: [firmly] I'm staying. I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, and right now, I don't care if I ever see you again.
[Cyborg end the communication by switching off the screen and walking away]
Cyborg: [Aqualad observes from an adjacent hallway. He is with Mas y Menos, Bumblebee, and Speedy, their eyes glowing red]
Aqualad: [speaking into a communicator] He's broken contact with the Titans, Headmaster. We will proceed on your command.
Brother: [over communicator] Wonderful, my students. Brother Blood is very happy.
[pan down to a lower level of the tower where various monitors playback surveillance footage as Brother Blood lounges in what appears to be a dentistry chair]
Brother: Continue the charade. Cyborg mustn't suspect that I've recruited you until I'm finally ready to recruit *him*, and I should be ready in a matter of hours.
Brother: [he opens his eyes, also glowing red] Isn't that right, Professor Chang?
[Professor Chang's goggles also glow red. He pulls out a two-pronged knife. Close on Brother Blood's left eye as his eyebrow tightens and the eye flares red]

Robin: [yawn] Cyborg? It's late. And I don't think we're supposed to be out of our...
Cyborg: Can't sleep. I tried calling home to make sure Beast Boy's okay... but I can't get a signal through.
Robin: We're in an alternate dimension... kinda outside your calling plan. I'm sure he's fine. The Master said all the losers were sent home... safe and sound.
Cyborg: Yeah, I know. But I've just got a bad feeling... there's something weird about this game.
Robin: I guess it couldn't hurt to have a look around... HOOOLD ON- I know what you're doing!
Cyborg: [question mark] What am I doing?
Robin: You're trying to trick me again, like you did in the card game.
Cyborg: I am?
Robin: Sure.
[inside Robin's "Sherlock Holmes" thougt bubble]
Robin: We'll go..."investigate" and be up ALL night and find nothing. Then you'll recharge your batteries in fifteen minutes while I get no sleep!
Cyborg: Say WHAT?
Robin: When round two starts, I'll be fighting fatigued, and you'll be that much closer to winning the prize.
Cyborg: No man, for REAL! I'm just worried about BB, c'mon... winning ISN'T...
Robin: [closing the door] Riiiiight.
[shuts door]
Cyborg: [muttering under his breath] Crazy, paranoid, hyper-competitive, spiky-haired little-...

Slade: I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude. I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless, little FRIENDS! If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should get rid of them.
Robin: Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Slade: Good boy. and from now on, I'd like you to call me "Master".
[gets blasted]
Starfire: LEAVE... HIM... ALONE!
Slade: Robin, attack!
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did -...
Beast: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: We just don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We're not leaving without you.

Cyborg: [after using his Sonic Blaster for the first time] All right, I'm only going to say this once: Booyah.

Beast: You guys... missed me?
Cyborg: Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?
Robin: And spar with me in the gym?
Starfire: And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?
Raven: Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

Slade: You fail to realize Trigon is all-seeing. His mind can be at any place at any time. For us to succeed, Trigon's attention must be occupied.
Cyborg: And how do you expect us to do that? We already tried fighting him, look where it got us.
Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live. Only endure.

Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: But, Cyborg can't fly.
Beast: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

Starfire: But how do I...
[snap Beast Boy out of his trance]
Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: [to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar!
Beast: [no response]
Starfire: Umm... boo-gers?
Beast: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Boogers!

Beast: [after seeing Slade's fire powers] DUDE!
Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!

Robin: [to Starfire] I'm sorry Val Yor treated you like that. If I'd known I never would've let it happen.
Cyborg: None of us would.
Starfire: There is nothing you could have done. There will always be people who say mean words because you are different. Sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people you do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.

Atlas: No more. I am defeated. You are a better robot.
Cyborg: No. I'm a better person.

Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl!
Robin: No way!
Slade: You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.
Beast: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?

Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!
[starts scarfing away]
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
[starts slurping more of her drink. Robin and Cyborg slowly stop eating and start looking at her, flabbergasted]
Robin: Um... Starfire?
Cyborg: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?

Cyborg: Maybe he has an extra remote. I mean, we got like nine...

Starfire: Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast: Thanks Robin! Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin.
Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Robin: Huh pizza! Sweet!
[takes a bite of a pizza]
Robin: You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.

Robin: Loser
Cyborg: Jerk.
Both: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Raven: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
[Starfire gasps in shock]
Starfire: No!
Cyborg: [walking off in a huff] Aw man! I never understand anything!
Raven: Xenothium?
[as Cyborg berates Robin, a game of tic tac toe is played over them]
Raven: You powered that suit with XENOTHIUM? Are you crazy, man? That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Robin: Like I said, it was a mistake.

Cyborg: I don't get it. The dude fell into a pit of lava. Who lives through something like that?
Raven: Apparently, Slade.

Overload: [after taking over the T-car] Only way to stop Overload is to destroy your precious car!
Cyborg: [Changes right arm into sonic blaster] It's not my car anymore.

Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

Cyborg: My wheel lock! My car alarm! My baby! SOMEBODY STOLE MY BABY!

Cyborg: My muscles are mechanical now, the limits are built in! No matter how hard I try, a hundred percent is all I got.
Robin: I didn't know.
Cyborg: Well, now you do!

Raven: I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.

Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.

Cyborg: We're in Raven's room. We should not be in Raven's room.

[Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table]
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
[Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly]

[driving alone in his car]
Cyborg: [singing off-key acapella to the Teen Titans theme] When there's trouble, you know what to do / Call Cyborg / He can shoot a rocket from his shoe / 'Cause he's Cyborg / To the tune of something like that, oh yeah / Na-na na, na, think like a cat, that's right...

Robin: I thought we might want to keep in touch. So Cyborg and I designed these.
[presents communicators to everyone]
Cyborg: Made them out of my own circuits.
Robin: When there's trouble, you know who to call.

Robin: Cyborg, how long until we can launch?
Cyborg: Oh, about five minutes after you *QUIT ASKING ME THAT!*

Cyborg: Star! Remember that purple wiggly Tamaranean pie thingie you made that was full of bugs?
Starfire: My stewed grunthmek which made you physically sick?
Cyborg: Yeah! You gotta cook up some of that!

Beast: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast: I don't got it.

Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH, it's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Cyborg: [to Starfire and Beast Boy] I can't believe you two would go into Robin's room while he's gone and wear his uniform and pretend to be Robin.
Starfire,15512: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!