50 Best Beast Boy Quotes

Raven: [talking about Terra] She's evil. Always has been, always will be.
Beast: You don't know what you're talking about, ok Raven? She's made some serious mistakes, but she's not...
Cyborg: [cuts in] Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.

Robin: Raven!
Starfire: Robin!
Cyborg: Starfire!
Beast: Dudes!

Starfire: Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast: Thanks Robin! Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin.
Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Robin: Huh pizza! Sweet!
[takes a bite of a pizza]
Robin: You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.

Cyborg: [to Starfire and Beast Boy] I can't believe you two would go into Robin's room while he's gone and wear his uniform and pretend to be Robin.
Starfire,15512: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!

Spike: Now don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you. Better than all of us.
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a...
[shouting]
Starfire: ZOLWARG TUBEK-PLIXING ZORDMORKER!
Beast: Yeah, what she said!

Beast: Come on, Star. You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face?
[smiling]
Beast: You know you can't resist the face.
[He turns into a small kitten with wide eyes and meows]
Starfire: Hmph!
[Walks on]
Beast: [Beast Boy turns back into his normal form] She resisted the face!

Raven: Blue's still my favorite color and you're not funny.
Beast: ...Raven!
[hugs Raven]

Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast: Well, whoever it is, we're totally going to kick their...
[then Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month, a year, a millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see you again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

Control: [first lines; in a parody of The Outer Limits] Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me-Control Freak!
[cackles madly]
Beast: [watching the television] Uh, guys?

Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.

Beast: [after seeing Slade's fire powers] DUDE!
Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?
Beast: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast: Hey, just 'cause I lost that video game...
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and the football, and the waffle iron...
Beast: Things disappear. How am I supposed to know where they go.
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed watch TV without a remote?
Raven: [slamming her book shut, angry] Simple: you just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [he and Beast Boy exchange looks] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!

[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.

Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast: Free form...
Beast: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.

Beast: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Yeah, sure, why not?

Beast: Dude. Get your BUTT outta my FACE.
Robin: Can't. Move. DEAL with it.

Customer: Can I please have some nuggets?
Beast: [incensed] For the last time, WE DON'T HAVE NUGGETS!
[to Bob]
Beast: Uh, Bob, any chance you want to help me out here?
Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.

Beast: Terra?
Terra: Sorry, you've got the wrong girl.

Beast: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged!
Raven: Ooooh, bad grammer, that outta scare him.

Beast: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast: I don't got it.

Beast: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Raven: Thank you... friends.
Beast: So we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding with a smile] Mm-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: [smile fades] Don't push it.

[Robin just lost a fight]
Beast: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.

Beast: I'm sorry... he broke your heart.

[last lines]
Robin: Where have you guys been?
Cyborg: Just getting to know each other.
[Raven smiles and blushes]
Starfire: Come, friends. We shall prepare a new breakfast feast.
Beast: It's a little late for breakfast, Star. Maybe just some herbal tea.
Raven: Actually, breakfast sounds... nice.
Beast: Breakfast for dinner? Coming up!
[he runs off]
Cyborg: [runs after him] Oh, no! I'm cooking this time! We're having real eggs!

Beast: Hmmm, maybe you should call me Beast MAN from now on!
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

[Beast Boy has just caught Raven]
Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo, I like both of you. Now get your butts over here!

Beast: [while inside Raven's mind] I've had it with this Mystery-Girl-Routine! I want know exactly what we're talking about here.
Raven: [as Trigon appears in a very frightening form] Let's just say I have issues with my father.

Beast: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born.

Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Beast: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a... A CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!
Beast: I'm a what-bag?
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a clorbag.

Beast: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Slade: I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude. I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your worthless, little FRIENDS! If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should get rid of them.
Robin: Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Slade: Good boy. and from now on, I'd like you to call me "Master".
[gets blasted]
Starfire: LEAVE... HIM... ALONE!
Slade: Robin, attack!
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did -...
Beast: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: We just don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We're not leaving without you.

Raven: [smiling at Beast Boy and Cyborg] Thank you... friends.
Beast: So then, we really are friends?
Raven: [nodding and blushing] Um-hmm.
Beast: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.

Beast: [Robin tosses Beast Boy the Brain] Dudes, check it out.
[they freeze the Brain]
Beast: Brain freeze.
[everyone groans]

Beast: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
Starfire: But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
[everyone laughs]

Raven: [regarding Malchior] I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't... creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast: Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.
[Raven opens her door and embraces Beast Boy in a warm hug]
Beast: Uh...
[he's suddenly hit by Cyborg's Stank Ball]
Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! Stank Ball!
[Raven picks up the Stank Ball. She infuses it with her powers at the same time giving off a wicked smirk]
Cyborg: Now hold on, Raven, don't - oof!
[her soft laughter and his disgusted groan overlap as the screen fades to black]

Starfire: Beast Boy, perhaps you can communicate with them.
Beast: Uh... Nice dinos?
[the raptors snarl]
Raven: Hey genious, I think she means try it in THEIR language.

Robin: You can't hold us here forever!
Spike: Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast: Yeah! What she said!
Spike: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.
Raven: Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?

Beast: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you EVER compare me to him! He's trying to destroy the city, I'm trying to save it!

Cyborg: I don't even know where to begin!
Beast: I do! I'm not stopping until the Brain is *mine*!
Cyborg: Well, let's get it started!

Beast: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous!
Raven: He just put on three-hundred-thousand pounds; I'm *so* jealous.

[Beast Boy deliberately knocks into Raven]
Raven: Sorry...
Beast: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry and you're a jerk.
Beast: [blocks her path] Y'know Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Concider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast: No, THIS is!
[Changes into a gorilla]

[Beast Boy and Cyborg have just entered the "happy" part of Raven's mind]
Beast: I think this is where air fresheners come from.

Raven: I need back up.
[pulls out her communicator]
Raven: Raven to anyone!
Beast: Raven.
Raven: Anyone *other* than Beast Boy!

Mumbo: [makes Raven disappear in his hat] Now you see her, now you don't! Ta-da! Nothing in my hat!
Cyborg: [very confused] Let met get this straight. We're inside Mumbo's hat and Raven's inside Mumbo's hat *INSIDE MUMBO'S HAT?*
[his head explodes]
Beast: [having a headache] DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!

Beast: [as Trigon is walking toward them] Um, he's coming over here. I really don't like that he's coming over here!

Beast: That's not Slade... That's...
Starfire: Robin...

Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: But, Cyborg can't fly.
Beast: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

Robin: [calling out to her] Raven?
Raven: [from offscreen] Robin!
Starfire: The Mumbo has made you invisible?
Raven: [calling to them from a cage] Up here
Beast: [sees that she's been changed into a rabbit] Uh, why does that rabbit sound like Raven?
Raven: Because I am Raven!
Starfire: [giggles with glee] Oh, you look so cute!
[Raven growls angrily at her]

Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast: [doing the robot] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funkkky!
[moonwalks]
Beast: Uh uh that's right.