The Best Renee Perry Quotes

Susan: So Renee, you have to tell us, what was Lynette like in college?
Renee: Absolutely fearless. She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumours be damned.
Lynette: Yes, Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada or Chlamydia.

Gabrielle: Wow, you guys play rough.
Lynette: No, it's just what we do. It's fun. I tease her about being all botulism from the nose up...
Renee: ...and I tease her about being all cottage cheese from the waist down.

Lynette: Well, of course you can stay here as long as you want.
Renee: Thanks. And to show you my appreciation, I would like to pay for your first face-lift.
Lynette: That is so generous. Although, now that you've had nine, you probably get the next one free.

Renee: It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team!

Lynette: Hi...
Renee: I'm back Rodolfo. Please tell Signor Cipriani I always stay at that suite when I visit Venice and if it's not available, I will be very unhappy. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone more important I need to speak with.
Lynette: Hi...
Renee: Hey Jose. Thanks for holding. Look, I can't do Thursday, so...
Lynette: Jose, she'll call you back.
Renee: Lynette, you haven't changed.
Lynette: Neither have you.

Renee: I gotta say Lynette, this place is adorable. It's so cosy and intimate and...
Lynette: Pay attention kids. You're learning a lot of new words for "small".

Renee: Lynette, why so mean? I worked on these compliments all the way from the airport.
Lynette: Drive slower next time.

Lynette: Susan, Bree, Gaby, this is my old college roomate Renee.
Bree: Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you. Lynette has talked so much about her friend in college.
Renee: Oh yes. You know how in school the pretty girls always hang out together? Well I refused to go along with that.