The Best Rhys Darby Quotes

Wes: [after telling Carl he's been promoted for making money by giving out so many loans] Nice work, Carl. Now bump my fist.
[Carl bumps fists with Wes]
Norman: [Norman leans forward to join in and bump Wes' fist, but Wes sits back down, ignoring Norman] Ah, I missed it. I was going to fist you.

Nigel: The goal for you. I'll recite in verse / Return the jewel and lift the curse / If you wish to leave the game / You must save Jumanji and call out its name.

Nigel: Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Is there a seat belt?

Bibbly: Do you really think *I* can be happy?
Poppy: Of course! It's inside you! It's inside of all of us! And I don't think it. I feel it!

Anton,: [to all the werewolves] What are we? We're...
[All, together]
Anton,: We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.

Norman: We! Are! Sparta!

Norman: You called me Norm!
Carl: Yeah.
Norman: Could that like be my nickname?
Carl: Yeah, I guess.
Norman: Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.
Carl: Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...