The Best Wes Quotes

Wes: At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
Carl: I would never do that!
Wes: I would if I could so why wouldn't you?
[uncomfortable silence]
Wes: [Wes laughs like it was a joke]

Wes: [after telling Carl he's been promoted for making money by giving out so many loans] Nice work, Carl. Now bump my fist.
[Carl bumps fists with Wes]
Norman: [Norman leans forward to join in and bump Wes' fist, but Wes sits back down, ignoring Norman] Ah, I missed it. I was going to fist you.