The Best Sarah Quotes

Sarah: I know there's things you worry about too, but they seem like small things and I get to carry around *all* the big heavy shit, and you just let me do it. You just let me take that role because I'm good at it. Maybe I don't want to be good at it, you know? Maybe I never wanted that role. Maybe you never cared enough about me to stop and ask me if I wanted it.

Dennis: Cooking is my hobby, Sarah!
Sarah: Fine. My hobby is using the toilet.