30 Best Modern Love Quotes

Julie: We don't have to stay in a hotel room to find out we still love each other.

Sarah: I know there's things you worry about too, but they seem like small things and I get to carry around *all* the big heavy shit, and you just let me do it. You just let me take that role because I'm good at it. Maybe I don't want to be good at it, you know? Maybe I never wanted that role. Maybe you never cared enough about me to stop and ask me if I wanted it.

Nancy: I didn't mean to hit him in the penis; I meant to hit him in the balls.

Spence: That night, I managed to convince myself that things would be easier if I wasn't around anymore.
Jeannie: You scared me.
Spence: I think I meant to.

Peter: You are a wonderful girl. Smart, resourceful, beautiful. And you will accomplish whatever... whatever you set your heart on. You have grown up to be an extraordinary young woman. You're the daughter of any father's dreams. I am very, very, *very* proud of you, Madeline.
Maddy: [narrating] And in that moment, something shifted. Watching the genius walk away from me, I felt released, split open. His words had been transformational. Suddenly, I'm finally grown up.
[to Peter walking away]
Maddy: Wait!

Pam: Come on, just one drink. We'll just say hello.
Whitney: What's the harm?
Robbie: [thinks for two seconds] One drink.
Pam: One drink.
Whitney: [jovial] Very good. Two drinks.

Michael: Dawn is for lovers and bakers.

Jerry: The best two days you have with a vintage car are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. Everything in between is just a heartache.

Joshua: After seeing Emma again, I just realized, it was like the leopard dating a cheetah.

Garda: I've heard a lot of excuses today, but that really is quite touching.
Michael: Right?
Garda: *No.* It's the most *stupid*thing I've ever heard.

Paula: She
[Jane]
Paula: just paints, writes poetry and listens to the radio and tends to her indoor plants.
Michael: She sounds brilliant.
Paula: She kind of is.

Maggie: I'm like a Wikipedia page... with legs.

Spence: I can't remember the last time someone was glad to have met me.

Maddy: You have no idea how much I like your hair.
[Howard and she kiss]

Guzmin: Who was this?
Maggie: That was Mark.
Guzmin: I did not like him.
Maggie: Save it.
Guzmin: He is not for you. He is a weak man with no self control.
Maggie: How can you tell that from 30 feet away?
Guzmin: You learn a lot about a man through the scope of a sniper rifle.

Ted: Another day, another dollar?

Declan: If you don't have her phone number, how are you gonna do some sexting?
Michael: I don't want to do some sexting. She's a modern woman.
Declan: Isn't that the whole point of having a mobile phone though?

Rob: What happened with your boyfriend?
Yasmine: We hadn't known each other that long, and we were suddenly into this really intense thing.
Rob: That's good sometimes, no?
Yasmine: Was asking a lot. I was pretty hard to be around.
Rob: No!
Yasmine: I think you have a slightly false impression of me.

Paula: She
[Jane]
Paula: smokes grass.
Michael: No way!
Paula: Yeah.
Michael: She sounds a little like my brother without all the painting, poetry or any of the creativity at all.
Paula: Really? Bit of a stoner?
Michael: He's like Snoop Dogg and all of Seth Rogen's performances in all of his movies rolled into one... big joint.
Paula: I'd definitely like to meet him.
Michael: Yeah, I don't know if you'd get along. Your mum might though.

Stephanie: Ow did I get so lucky twice in my life?
Niall: I'm grateful I did once.

Declan: Fuck you man, you're such a manipulator.
Michael: I know. I'm in advertising.

Maggie: [looking out the window and tapping the window pane at each word] You beautiful British bastard!

Van: There's an Irish dance class after drama class. Could sign the girls up for that. That would give us some time.
Elizabeth: Do we need that long?

Dennis: Cooking is my hobby, Sarah!
Sarah: Fine. My hobby is using the toilet.

Guzmin: Good evening.
Ted: Good night.

Guzmin: A village brings up a child. And New York is a very great village.

Lil: And you know what, maybe I'm not Nicki Minaj, but you're no Magic Mike neither.

Jane: I'd slept with the entire faculty within two months.
Paula: What?
Jane: I'm joking. It was more like a semester.

Guzmin: [Maggie shows him her ultrasonography images] You are having quadruplets?
Maggie: What! No, that's the same baby.
Guzmin: It's a joke.
Maggie: Oh, yeah!
[laughs]

Peter: Is it enough for most men in your experience?
Maddy: I don't know. I... I don't have any experience with men.