The Best Sarah Newlin Quotes

Jason: I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.
Sarah: Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!

Sarah: When the vampires came out of the coffin, I went with my big sister Amber to march for their equal rights.
Jason: Really?
Sarah: Two months later, Amber disappeared. Got hooked on V. I know they killed her. Got rid of her body in whatever way they do.
Jason: Well, I'm sorry.

Sarah: You Stackhouses are nothing but a bunch of heartless... two-faced... vampire-fuckers!

Sarah: You're worse than Judas!
Jason: Why? What'd he do to you?
Sarah: [She rolls her eyes] Fuck you!
[She shoots him in the crotch with a paintball gun]

Sarah: You came to prey on me. To ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband and then, like a coward, you ran!
Jason: No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?
Sarah: Tell him? I didn't have to tell him anything. He's the one who told me!
Jason: [getting to his feet] Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Told you what?
Sarah: There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.
Jason: What's that got to do with...
Sarah: We have your sister!
Jason: Sookie's in the church?
Sarah: She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!
Jason: Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.
Sarah: You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!
Jason: [shoves her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here and it won't be with no fuckin' paint gun!
[drives away in the cart]

Sarah: We are fighting for God's green earth and daytime and Christmas and Easter eggs and all that's sacred and good.

Sarah: Grow a brain cell!

Sarah: [in tears] I wanted this every bit as much as you did and the strange thing is, I don't even feel guilty about it.
Jason: So you're cryin' 'cause...
Sarah: Because I'm so happy!

Sarah: Keep in mind that your ring is made out of pure silver. Protect it with your heart because one day it might protect you.

Sarah: We have to go tell Steve.
Jason: What?
Sarah: Vow of honesty, Jason. Just 'cause I broke my vows to my husband doesn't mean I'm ready to throw all my beliefs out the window.
Jason: Hold on a sec. We just can't walk in there and tell him.
Sarah: No, we have to. Somehow, someday, God will forgive us. It's the only way we can have a future together.
Jason: Let's just think about this for a second. A: Steve has guns. Then there's the lockdown tomorrow night. And secondly, we're gonna be locked in this church with Steve and his guns all night.