The Best Scottie P. Quotes

Scottie P.: You know what I'm sayin?
David: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.

Rose: [Scottie P. is trying to make out with Casey, who is resisting] Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.
[mocking]
Rose: You know what I'm sayin'?
Scottie P.: Oh, really, bitch?
Rose: Yeah, bitch.
Kenny: You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.
Scottie P.: What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?
Kenny: One... two...
Rose: [Punches Scottie P. in the face]
Scottie P.: OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha' I'm sayin'?
[runs away]
Rose: [to Casey] Are you OK?
Casey: I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin' decked him!
Rose: Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on "one."
Kenny: Well, David told me to count...
[Casey groans]
Rose: David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever.