The Best Self - Host Quotes

Jonathan: Now you know the rules on this show, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Burton: I'm sorry, I thought that was like a, an arbitrary names.
Jonathan: No, it's not just the name of the show, Mr. Stewart, it's also the show's credo.
Eli: Hey, I don't mind, eh, we're old friends...