50 Best Sex and the City Quotes

Steve: Miranda, it's still me.
Miranda: Is it?

Samantha: I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.

Miranda: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
Carrie: Because everyone else started!

Samantha: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Samantha: [calls Carrie on Valentine's Day] Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.

Carrie: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.

Mr. Big: That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal.

Harry: I'm a big pile of love today.

Anthony: The invitations are fancier than the dress.
Carrie: I heard that.
Anthony: I meant you to!

Samantha: A lot of shit went down in this apartment. Attention must be paid!

Miranda: Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.

Carrie: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
Samantha: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

Samantha: So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.

Mr. Big: You make me very happy.
Carrie: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.

Samantha: Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.

Charlotte: [to Big] I curse the day you were born!

Samantha: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
Carrie: We get it! You like to color...

Samantha: [meeting a naked Dante] I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!

Carrie: I put a bird on my head.

Samantha: I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.

Carrie: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?
Charlotte: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
Carrie: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Carrie: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
[Miranda pours her some more Skyy vodka]

Carrie: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.

Carrie: Well, honey, what have you been eating?
Samantha: Everything except Dante's dick.

Carrie: What does your gut tell you?

Carrie: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.

Resort: Very good, Mrs. Preston.
[walks away from table]
Carrie: [gives blank look] That was like taking a bullet.

[last lines]
Carrie: [voiceover] And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style.

Carrie: It wasn't logic, it was love.

Samantha: Happy fucking Valentine's Day.

Samantha: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie: I don't know how to work this!

Mr. Big: This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?

Carrie: He's my boyfriend.
Mr. Big: Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?
Carrie: Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend.
Mr. Big: That sounds like a dog.
Carrie: Well if the shoe fits.

Carrie: Some labels are best left in the closet.

Carrie: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.

Samantha: Jesus honey! Wax much?
Miranda: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!

Samantha: Don't blame marriage. This one's married and she's not growing a national forest.

Samantha: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
Carrie: [to Charlotte] I'm pretty sure that's to you.
Charlotte: Every day.
Samantha: You feel happy every day?
Charlotte: Not all day every day, but yes, every day.

Carrie: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.

Samantha: Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?

Miranda: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?
Carrie: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

Carrie: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Jerry: You seem distant.
Samantha: Distant? You're still in me.

Carrie: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.
Miranda: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.

Carrie: Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories
Carrie: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.

Mr. Big: Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

Harry: It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.

Carrie: Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.

Charlotte: I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha: You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte: Yep.
Miranda: After the fifteenth?
Carrie: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

Mr. Big: Would you want to get married?
Carrie: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option.
Mr. Big: What if it was an option?
Carrie: Why? What? Do you want to get married?
Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?
Carrie: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?
Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok.
Carrie: So really, we're, we're getting married?
Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
Carrie: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.