The Best Sid Quotes

Sid: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...

Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Hannah: What?
Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know.
Sid: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?
Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.

Sid: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!
Sid: [running off] All right!

Sid: [reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
[Woody hides inside the milk crate. Sid searching for Woody spots the milk crate and picks it up to find nothing]
Sid: [Sid continues to search as Woody clings to the inside of the crate, and steps on Buzz lying on the floor] Yes, I've always wanted to send a spaceman into orbit.
[Side puts the Milk Crate Woody had been hiding in onto a nearby desk. Woody watches in horror as Sid straps the Explosive Rocket onto Buzz with Duct Tape]
Sid: [noticing a lightning strike outside] Oh no!
Sid: [walking over to the window and bangs his head against it in frustration] Aww man!
[Sid places Buzz on the desk next to Woody, and starts up his alarm clock]
Sid: Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the Launch Site. Tomorrow's forecast: sunny, Ha, ha, ha! Sweet dreams!

Woody: [from inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
[Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
[both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the moving van pull into Andy's driveway]
Buzz: Woody! It's the moving van!
Woody: We've gotta get out of here, now!
[Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the edge of the desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]
Woody: Buzz! Hey, I'm out!
Buzz: [continuing to push the crate] Almost there!
[the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]
Buzz: [noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the edge of the desk] Woody! Are you alright?
Woody: [lifting up the toolbox that fell on top of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.
[Sid's alarm clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]
Sid: [waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!
[Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]

Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Sid: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid: Huh?
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid: [hyperventilating] W-we?
Woody: That's right, your toys!
[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]
Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!
[Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]

Woody: [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]
Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]
Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
[Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]
Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.
[the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]
Woody: Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
[the Mutant Toys get scared away]
Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's: Sid?
Sid: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!