100 Best Toy Story 3 Quotes

Barbie: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!

Woody: [Chatter Telephone rings. Woody picks up phone] Hello?
Chatter: You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Woody: I made it out once.
Chatter: You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive.
Woody: Yeah, for how long?
Chatter: I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place.
[Both see the janitor dropping a toy train down the trash chute]
Chatter: Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Woody: Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Chatter: [pause] Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Woody: Got it. What else?
Chatter: Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Woody: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Chatter: Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under.
Woody: That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Chatter: It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here... GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!

- Oh, no!
- The orphans!
- Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.
- It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff.
- Take your pick.
- Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
- Hold him steady!
- Woody, hurry!

[first lines]
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks]
Mr. Potato Head: [laughs evily] Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money!
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him]
Woody: You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head: Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells]
Woody: One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie]
Jessie: I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head: Jessie?
Woody: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head: I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge]
Jessie: Oh, no!
Woody: The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Mr. Potato Head: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Aliens: Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head: It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

- There's gotta be a way out!
- Andy doesn't want us.
- What's the point?
- Point. Point. Point!
- Push! Push!
- I can hear the garbage truck!
- It's getting closer.

- That wasn't me, was it?
- Buzz, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back, you're back!
- Yes, I 'm back. Where have I been?
- Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
- Woody! So where are we now?
- In a garbage truck on the way to the dump!

- No!
- Glad I could catch the train!
- Now let's catch some criminals.
- To infinity and beyond!

- You go over or under.
- That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
- It's not.
- Your real problem's the monkey.
- The monkey's the eye in the sky.
- He sees everything.
- Classrooms.

- Wait! What've you done with my husband?
- Big Baby.
- Sweetheart!
- It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
- I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
- You all get ready.
- You got a play-date with destiny!

- Reach for the sky!
- Bluebells, cockleshells. Eenie, miny...
- You're my favorite deputy.
- Bonnie!
- Coming!
- Great.

Buttercup: My name's Buttercup. You've met Baron von Shush.

- Bullseye, no, I said, "Stay!"
- Look,
- I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
- Bonnie?
- I gotta go.
- Bonnie, you in here?

- Barbie.
- Here.
- Potato Head.
- Potato Head?
- Hey! Hey!
- Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
- Impossible!
- Hey!

- It's not working!
- Help! Help me. I 'm stuck!
- Help, please! Help!
- Woody!
- Thank you.
- Don't thank me yet.
- Woody!

- Target is on approach.
- Just like we rehearsed it, guys.

[Chuckles is telling Woody about Lotso]
Chuckles: Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.
Lotso: She replaced us. Come on.
Chuckles: No, she only replaced you.
Lotso: She replaced all of us, didn't she?
[Big Baby climbs up to the window]
Lotso: She don't love you no more.
[breaks and throws pendant to the ground]
Lotso: Now, come on.
Chuckles: We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody: So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles: I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys... they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.

Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

- Reach for the sky.
- You can't touch me, Sheriff!
- I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field.
- Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
- Evil Dr. Pork Chop!
- That's Mr. Evil Dr. Pork Chop to you.

- Come on, Buster.
- Is that it, honey? You got everything?
- Yeah. Just a few more boxes in my room.
- Okay. Come on.
- That's enough. That's enough.
- That's enough!
- All right. Go. Go, go!

Mr. Potato Head: [after spending the night in the daycare sandbox] It was cold and dark, nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Eh... I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.

- It ain't right what Lotso done.
- New toys, they don't stand a chance.
- But my friends are in there.
- You can't go back.
- Returning now would be suicide!
- But what about your Andy?
- Isn't he leaving for college?

Buzz: That Barbie has nice handwriting!
Jessie: Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.

- I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
- In your Dream House.
- Please take me away from this!
- Take me away!
- Darn it, Barbie!
- Okay, but things are complicated around here.
- You gotta do what I say.
- I will, Ken! I promise!
- Wait. I 'll do anything!
- I 'll change your diapers!

[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish: ¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!]
Jessie: [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody: C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish: ¡El Vaquero!
[the cowboy!]

- Told ya.
- I found a spaceship!
- Showtime.
- Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.
- Close your tray tables. Hold on.
- It might get a little bumpy.
- Three, two, one, blastoff!
- You saved us, cowboy.
- You're our hero.

- You hear that, Bonnie?
- So, you're Bonnie?
- I 'm Andy.
- Someone told me you're really good with toys.
- These are mine, but I 'm going away now, so I need someone really special to play with them.

Mrs. Potato Head: [Molly tosses Barbie into the "Sunnyside" box without caring] Poor Barbie!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: I get the Corvette.

Ken: No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.

Woody: We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And Bo Peep?
Woody: ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.

- Okay, okay, okay.
- I...
- Love...
- You.
- You see what I mean?
- It changes every time.
- You are so smart.
- Come on, Romeo. We're late.
- I 'll wait up for you.
- Kisses!

Spanish: [immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator] Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
[Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [to Rex] Now what did you do?
Rex the Green Dinosaur: I just did what you told me!
Spanish: Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciónes. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
[I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Spanish: [aims his laser at Woody]
Woody: Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Spanish: [turns off laser and is suddenly friendly] Me debo haber estrellado, y se me borró la memoria.
[I must have crash landed and had my memory erased]
Spanish: [visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
Spanish: ¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?
[Anybody seen my spaceship?]
Woody: [dumbstruck] We gotta switch him back.
Slinky: Well how do we do that?
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [looking at the manual] I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Woody: Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
Spanish: Mi nave espacial? Encontraste? Exelente!
[My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]

[last lines]
Woody: So long... partner.

- That's not trash. That's not trash!
- Think, think, Woody.
- Think, think, think.
- Buster! Come here, boy! Come here!
- Okay, boy. To the curb!
- No, Buster! No!
- Get up. Buster!

- Buzz, what are you doing?
- Silence, minions of Zurg!
- You're in the custody of the Galactic Alliance!
- "Zurg"?
- "Galactic Alliance"?
- Oh, boy.
- Good work, Lightyear.
- Now, lock 'em up!
- Yes, sir!

- No.
- Maybe sell them online?
- Mom, no one's gonna want those old toys.
- They're junk.
- Fine. You have till Friday.
- Anything that's not packed for college or in the attic is getting thrown out.
- Whatever you say, Mom.

- maybe the attic's not such a great idea.
- We're Andy's toys, Woody.
- We'll be there for him, together.
- I just hope he hasn't left yet.
- Wait a minute!
- Wait, I 'll check!
- Andy's still packing.
- But he's almost done!
- He lives halfway across town.
- We'll never get there in time!

- I think you dropped something, mister.
- Jessie?
- Give it up, Bart!
- You've reached the end of the line!
- I always wanted to go out with a bang!

- Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...
- Now, let's get you all settled in.
- Ken? Where is that boy?
- Ken? New toys!
- Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
- So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
- Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying.
- Folks, if you want to step right this way...

- Mission accomplished.
- Hooray!
- Careful. Careful!
- All right, guys. We got one shot at this. Everyone ready?
- We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!
- Okay, Buzz. Make the call.

Woody: Oh no.
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!

Ken: [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: [gasps] You have everything!
Ken: Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]

[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
Woody: [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie: A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie: We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie: You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie: It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Woody: [Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants: Shh!
[he freezes]
Woody: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup: [to Woody] My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Buttercup] Shh!
Trixie: Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Trixie] Shhh!
Trixie: [back at him] Shhh!
Woody: [waves his arms] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie: We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody: No, no no no, I...
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]

- Go get the key.
- Where is it, where is it?
- Where's the key?
- Where's the key? Bingo!

- Here.
- So, you gonna miss me when I 'm gone?
- Lf I say no, do I still get your room?
- Nope.
- Then, yes, I 'll miss you.
- I can't breathe!
- This can't be happening!
- Quiet! What's that sound?

- We're on the curb!
- I knew it would come to this!
- Pull, everyone! Pull!

[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz: That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie: Buzz, you're back!
Buzz: [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

- No, she only replaced you!
- She replaced all of us.
- Didn't she?
- She don't love you no more!
- Now come on!
- We were lost. Cast off.
- Unloved. Unwanted.
- 'Hen we found Sunnyside.

- Little hole, got it!
- "To reset your Buzz Lightyear,
- "insert paperclip..."
- Rex, use your finger!
- What?
- Okay, now what?
- All right, let's see.
- "Caution. Do not hold button for more than five seconds."
- It's not my fault!

- and go out on a high note.
- I 'd better find my other eye.
- Where'd you leave it this time?
- Someplace dark. And dusty.
- Come on. Let's see how much we're going for on eBay.
- Don't worry. Andy's gonna take care of us. I guarantee it!

- Hurry!
- Just push it! Push it!
- Push it!
- Where's your kid now, Sheriff?
- No. No!
- Lotso!
- No!

- New toys!
- Noses.

[the Aliens have just saved the toys from the incinerator]
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved our lives!
Mr. Potato Head: And *we* are eternally grateful!
[hugs the aliens]
Mr. Potato Head: My boys!
Aliens: Daaaaaady!

- At last! I 'm gonna get played with!
- Rex?
- Come to papa.

Woody: You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz: My what?

- Ready?
- Ready.
- Barbie?
- No more games, Ken!
- What did Lotso do to Buzz?
- And how do we switch him back?
- You can't make me talk. You can't!
- But I 'd like to see you try.

Sergeant: [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army: Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz: Trash bags?
Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Army: You're gonna need it!
[they jump out]

- Can you hear me? Is everyone okay?
- Of course not, you imbecile.
- We're doomed!
- Everyone, go to Buzz. Come on.
- We all here? Slinky? Rex?
- Against the wall, everybody. Quick!
- Buzz!

- Look out!
- Buzz!
- Anyone see him?
- Over here, y'all. I found him.
- Buzz, you okay?
- Buzz! Buzz!

- Thanks, guys.
- Look, Mommy.
- They're all playing together.
- Come on. Let's get some lunch.
- So long, partner.
- Hey, Buzz. You haven't met
- Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here.
- You're gonna love them.
- Buzz, this is Dolly.

- Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys.
- They mean a lot to me.
- My cowboy!
- Woody? What's he doing in there?
- "There's a snake in my boot."
- Wha?
- There's a snake in my boot.

- Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
- Hey! Hey!
- Take that, walnut-brain.
- No wonder you're extinct.
- Hey, you can't hit each other.
- That's my job!
- Help! Prison riot!
- Get the tortilla.

Woody: [in Bonnie's room] Look, I just need to get out of here...
Buttercup: [dramatically] There is no way out!
[Woody stares at him in horror]
Buttercup: Just kidding. Door's right over there.
[he points]

Chunk: [up in the vending machine with the other toys, referring to Buzz] He ain't the sharpest knife in the... place where... they keep the knives...
Sparks: Neither are you, Chunk!
[everyone laughs]

- Woody!
- Oh, boy.
- Woody, look. I can see daylight.
- We're gonna be okay!
- Hey!
- I don't think that's daylight.
- Run!

[from trailer]
Buzz: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

- Happy birthday!
- Look how tall you're getting.
- Yeah!
- "I came as fast as I could.
- Buzz, behind you!"
- "Got it, Woody."
- Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
- "Good work, Buzz."

Chunk: [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch: Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken: Okay, now you start.
Barbie: I...
Ken: love...
Barbie: you! Oh!
Ken: See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Barbie: [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay...
Ken: I...
Barbie: love...
Ken: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie: [laughing] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch: [grabbing Ken's collar] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.

Jessie: Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I - I was wrong...
Mr. Potato Head: Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

- Money, money, money. Hey!
- You got a date with justice, one-Eyed Bart.
- Too bad, Sheriff. I 'm a married man.
- One-Eyed Betty!

Woody: Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home.
Barbie: ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Quite the charmer, ain'tya?

- We're trapped!
- Wait.
- Did anyone notice the transom?
- Oh, great. How do we get up there?
- All right, everyone. On three!
- One, two...
- Three!
- Whoa!
- Let go!

Jessie: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Buzz: Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?

Rex the Green Dinosaur: [after Andy picks up Rex to get his cell phone, which Rex was gripping] He held me! He actually held me!

- You're a sight for detachable eyes.
- All clear.
- Come on. Come on.
- We're almost there.
- Back up. Back up!
- Come on.

Mr. Potato Head: Remember all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back.
Slinky: Ya darn-tootin'
Hamm the Piggy Bank: You said it!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky: Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

- All them toys are disposable.
- We'll be lucky if they last us a week.
- Well, well. Looky who we have here.
- Let me go!
- Take him to the libary.
- No!

- All right, calm down! Both of you!
- Okay, fine. Fine.
- Just wait till you see what daycare's like.
- Why? What's it like?
- Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed-up old toys who have no owners.
- Quite the charmer, aren't ya?
- You'll see.
- As soon as we get to daycare, you'll be begging to go home.

- You got all your pieces?
- The claw!
- My babies!
- Hey, guys! No! No!
- No!
- Hang on!

- This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West.
- She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye.
- Here.

- And kind. And smart.
- But the thing that makes Woody special is he'll never give up on you.
- Ever.
- He'll be there for you, no matter what.
- You think you can take care of him for me?
- Okay then.

- Rex!
- Buzz! What do we do?

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie: Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head: It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody: Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso: [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso: Now let's get you settled in.

- Woody!
- Come on. We're almost there.
- Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.

- Jessie, you'll be okay in the attic?
- 'Course I will. Besides, I know about
- Buzz's Spanish mode.
- My what?
- Honey, you want some food for the road?
- I 'll get something on the way.
- You know where to find us, cowboy.

- Look! They're being attacked by a real dog!
- You can eat my poisonous scones!
- Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head are in trouble.
- Get on, Woody.
- It's my friend Woody.
- Buzz, hurry!
- Get your extra turbo booster.

Andy: [taking a last look at his toys before he heads off to college] Thanks, guys.

Andy: [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy: Yee-haw!
[holds the two toys out to Bonnie]
Andy: Here.
Bonnie: [shyly walks over and takes Jessie and Bullseye, a smile on her face]
Andy: [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie: [recoils a little, but then giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy: [pulls out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy: Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy: And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy: These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy sets them down before reaching into the box again]
Andy: And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy: He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie: [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz: To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.

[Lotso has been found by some Garbagemen, and tied to the front of their vehicle along with some other toys, where they get splattered by the garbage]
Frog: Hey buddy, you might wanna keep your mouth shut.

- Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
- Oh, Bullseye. I miss Woody, too.
- But he ain't ever comin' back.

- He's crazy.
- College is no place for a toy.
- Toys are for playtime.
- Speaking of playtime, they're lining up out there!
- How many?
- There must be dozens.
- I can hardly wait!
- Places, everyone!

[repeated line]
Aliens: The Claw!

Molly: [Andy is climbing up the ladder to the attic to put his toys away when Molly walks out of her room carrying a box] Uh!
[a small heavy ball falls out of the box]
Andy: You need a hand?
Molly: I got it!
Andy: Here.
[he puts the ball back and picks up the box]
Andy: So, you gonna miss me when I'm gone?
Molly: If I say no, do I still get your room?
Andy: [they walk down the stairs] Nope.
Molly: Then, yes, I'll miss you.

- Here they come.
- Come on, Buzz!
- What took you so long?
- Things got complicated.
- Where's Potato Head?
- We haven't seen him.
- Buzz.

Andy: Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what.

- But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
- Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
- Next season, we're doing Cats.
- Or might I suggest Hamlet?
- Yeah. Detached wing.
- Cosmetic damage.
- Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

- Check this out! Kung fu fighting.
- Campus hero with matching sports pennant, huh?
- Flower power! Oh, Ken!
- No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one.
- Ken, would you model a few outfits for me?
- Just a few?

- Lotso was special.
- 'Hey did everything together.
- You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love.
- One day, we took a drive.
- Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.
- After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.

- What's takin' so doggone long?
- So how do we fix Buzz?

Mr. Potato Head: You would not believe what I have been through tonight!