The Best Mrs. Potato Head Quotes

Alien: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!
Alien: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, no.

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie: Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head: It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody: Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso: [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso: Now let's get you settled in.

Mrs. Potato Head: [Molly tosses Barbie into the "Sunnyside" box without caring] Poor Barbie!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: I get the Corvette.

[the Aliens have just saved the toys from the incinerator]
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved our lives!
Mr. Potato Head: And *we* are eternally grateful!
[hugs the aliens]
Mr. Potato Head: My boys!
Aliens: Daaaaaady!

Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
[singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.