Top 50 Quotes From Woody

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz: That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie: Buzz, you're back!
Buzz: [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

Woody: [outtake]
[Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
[walks toward Prospector's box]
Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
[turns box around]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
[laughs softly]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
[notices the camera crew filming]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
[pushes box door open]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: - yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.
[they leave]

Woody: [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]
Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]
Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
[Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]
Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.
[the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]
Woody: Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
[the Mutant Toys get scared away]
Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's: Sid?
Sid: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

Woody: Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home.
Barbie: ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Quite the charmer, ain'tya?

Woody: [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: ...
[sighs]
Woody: I know how that feels.

Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Sid: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid: Huh?
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid: [hyperventilating] W-we?
Woody: That's right, your toys!
[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]
Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!
[Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]

Buzz: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody: Nah, Buzz.
[sigh]
Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.

[first lines]
Andy: [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
[empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]
Andy: Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!
[has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]
Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
[as Potato Head]
Andy: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
[as the sheep, on a toy car track]
Andy: Help! Baaa! Help us!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
[brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] Reach for the sky!
Andy: [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
[as Woody]
Andy: I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!
[pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
[as Woody]
Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?
[as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,
[Andy places down Slinky Dog]
Andy: with a built-in force field!
[as Woody]
Andy: Well, I brought my dinosaur!
[brings out Rex]
Andy: Who eats force field dogs!
[making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]
Andy: Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
[as Woody]
Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
[Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]
Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!
[pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
Woody: [excitedly] To infinity and beyond!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky: Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

Woody: [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot.
[This catches the Attention of a Man in the corner at the Yard Sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him, the camera covers his face up]
Al: [Gasps] Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,
[Looking at Woody's torn arm]
Al: Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl...
[Spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on]
Al: [Overjoyed] A hat, yes I found him! I found him!

[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
Woody: [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie: A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie: We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie: You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie: It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Woody: [Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants: Shh!
[he freezes]
Woody: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup: [to Woody] My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Buttercup] Shh!
Trixie: Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Trixie] Shhh!
Trixie: [back at him] Shhh!
Woody: [waves his arms] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie: We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody: No, no no no, I...
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]

Woody: Oh no.
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!

Bo: So, How About You, How's Your New Kid?
Woody: Bonnie? Oh, She's Great, Jessie Is Loving It!
Bo: Jessie's Still With You?
Woody: Oh Yeah, The Whole Gang's Still Together, Well I Mean, Most Of Us.
Bo: What About Rex?
Woody: Yeah, Yeah, Rex, Bullseye, Slinky, The Potato Head's
Bo: Buzz?
Woody: Yeah, Yeah, Buzz Too, I Cannot... Wait To See His Face When He Hears That I Found...
Buzz: Bo Peep?
Bo: Buzz!
[Buzz Laughs]
Bo: My Old Moving Buddy, It's So Good To See You!
Buzz: Woody, It's Bo Peep!
[Same Time As Woody]
Buzz: What Are You Doing Here?
Woody: Buzz?
[Same Time As Buzz]
Woody: What Are You Doing Here?
[Ducky & Bunny Push Buzz Down The Roof, Buzz's Buttons Keep Pushing]
Woody: 'Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear To The Rescue'!
Bunny: Three Years!
Ducky: THREE YEARS!
Bunny: That's How Long We've Been Hanging Up There Waiting For A Kid!
Buzz: Look, I'm Sorry About That...
Ducky: You Ruined Our Lives, Shame On You
[Starts Crying]
Woody: Who Are These Guys?
Ducky: Lightyear Promised Us A Kid!
Woody: You Did What!
Buzz: I Did Not!

Bo: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo, not in front of *Buzz*.

Slinky: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex: What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car: [RC whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head: He's saying that this is *no* accident!
Bo: What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex: [nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.

Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.

Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: Yes, yes. Of course.

Woody: [coming to life for the first time in the film] Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

Woody: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case]

Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Bo: So, you're... uh... with a kid? It's not Andy, is it?
Woody: No, No, No He Went Off To College, But He Gave Us To Bonnie, Oh She's...
Bo: You Have A Little Girl?
Giggle: No Way!
Woody: Yeah, Yeah, It's Why I'm Out Here. Her Other Toy Is Trapped In This Antique Store, And...
Bo: 'Second Chance Antiques'? We know that store.
Woody: That's Great! That Is Great! If You Know The Store, You Can Help Me Find Him!
Bo: No way, we waited years in that store collecting dust!
Woody: Oh, Bo That's Awful, But I Don't Have A Choice. I Have To Get That Toy From Gabby.
Giggle: Whoa, stay away from that weirdo!
Bo: If I were you, I'd cut my loses and go home.
Woody: But, Bonnie needs him to get through Kindergarten.
Bo: Oh, kids lose toys everyday, Bonnie will get over it.
Woody: No, No, No But, But You See... You See Bonnie Needs Him Just Like... Molly Needed You!
[Sheep Go To Woody]
Woody: Oh, No Sorry Girls, Molly's Not Here.
Giggle: Molly? Wow I Didn't Know You Had A Kid.
Bo: That was a long time ago.
Woody: Oh Bo's Kid Was Something Special. She Was The Cutest Thing, But, So Afraid Of The Dark
Bo: It was just a phase.
Woody: Oh You Weren't There From The Beginning, Hearing Molly Crying Each Night, It Broke Every Toys Heart. But Then, Bo Came Into The Room, Her Lamp, Was The Only Thing That Made Molly Feel Safe, Mum Would Let Her Keep Bo On All Night.
Giggle: Whoa, Who Knew You Were Such A Softy!
Woody: And Molly Would Fall Asleep With Her Hand Resting On Bo's Feet
Bo: Okay, Okay, I Get It!
Woody: Bo, My Kid Really Needs This Toy, Will You Help Me? For Old-Times Sake?
Bo: All right, all right.
Woody: THANK YOU! OH, THANK YOU!

[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie: No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz: Glad I could catch the train!
Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz: To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody: Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Huh?
Buzz: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young: [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young: [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young: [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]

[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?

Woody: 'You're my favourite deputy.'

Gabby: May I ask, when were you made?
Woody: Me? I'm not sure. Late Fifties?
Gabby: Me too! Gee, I wonder if we were made in the same factory?

Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[Runs to the heat duct]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!

[preparing for the toy mutiny]
Woody: Wind the frog!

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz...
Buzz: Don't ya get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nes-bitt!
[laughs hysterically]
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[opens Buzz's visor, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I'm, I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.
[breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!

Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
[singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.

[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?'!
Woody: You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]

Woody: We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And Bo Peep?
Woody: ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.

[after Buzz Lightyear and his friends leave Woody and Bo Peep]
Rex: Does this mean... Woody's a lost toy?
Buzz: He's not lost. Not anymore. To infinity...
Woody: ...and beyond.

Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

Woody: [From Trailer] I want you to meet... Forky.
Mr. Pricklepants: [From Trailer] He's a spork.

Woody: [From Trailer] Wow, this place is amazing.
Bo: [From Trailer] Wasn't Buzz gonna meet us here?

Woody: 'There's a snake in my boot.'

Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic; he can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [sighs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will. Stand back, everyone.

Woody: [running towards Buzz in a mocking sort of manner] Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Buzz: Trouble? Where?
Woody: Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy! It's - It's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz: Then we've no time to lose.
[Buzz jumps over to the side of the desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz: I don't see anything!
Woody: Uh, he's there. Just - Just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody: [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the windowsill, but the globe strikes Andy's folding-arm desk lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
Hamm,40146: [stop their card game, and run over to the window in panic] BUZZ!
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz flies into the bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky: [the rest of Andy's toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]

Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

[first lines]
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks]
Mr. Potato Head: [laughs evily] Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money!
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him]
Woody: You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head: Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells]
Woody: One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie]
Jessie: I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head: Jessie?
Woody: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head: I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge]
Jessie: Oh, no!
Woody: The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Mr. Potato Head: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Aliens: Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head: It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Woody: You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz: My what?

Woody: Ya know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
Bo: Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good!
Woody: You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
Bo: You'd be surprised.

[after Bonnie returns home from school, Woody opens up and gets out of Bonnie's backpack]
Trixie: [gasps] He did go to kindergarten!
Mr. Potato Head: I knew it!
Woody: No, no, no, guys, listen...
Buttercup: You tryin' to get Bonnie in trouble?
Woody: No, of course not!
Dolly: You could have been confiscated!
Rex: What does that mean?
Hamm: Taken away.
Rex: [gasps] NO!
Jessie: Or worse. You could have been lost!

Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr. Shark: [pops out right next to Woody, wearing his hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha...
[snatches his hat away]
Woody: Gimme that!

Buzz: Want me to take the next watch? I'll keep an eye on Forky.
Woody: No, no, I need to do this, that little voice inside me would never leave me alone if I gave up.
Buzz: Huh... Who do you think it is?
Woody: Who?
Buzz: The voice inside of you, who do you think it is?
Woody: Uh, me? You know, my conscience. The part of you that tells you things, what you're really thinking.
Buzz: Fascinating. So your inner voice advises you!

Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

Bo: [in response to Woody's plan to get Forky back to Bonnie] Nobody wants this.
Woody: I do.
Bo: Why?
Woody: Because...
Bo: Why?
Woody: Just because...
Bo: [grabs Woody] Why?
Woody: Because it's all I have left to do!... I don't have anything else...
Bo: So, the rest of us don't count?
Woody: That's - That's not what I meant. Bonnie needs Forky.
Bo: No! *You* need Bonnie! Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. It can't be just about the one you're still clinging to.
Woody: It's called loyalty. Something a lost toy wouldn't understand!
Bo: [feeling insulted] I'm not the one that's lost.