The Best The Bob's Burgers Movie Quotes

Linda: Cotton candy Dan is that the guy who sold corn dogs

- Yeah!
- Hey, Ken! You made it!
- | thought you were at a conference in Houston.
- Okay, I'll talk to you later.
- Do you guys wanna hear one more song?
- What the...

- Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.
- My foot's stuck.
- That's not at all terrifying.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- -[Squelching]
- \what the...
- -[Dramatic music playing]

- Okay, | have some questions about this moving balcony.
Louise: | think it's how he gets his meals and sends back his dishes.
Gene: Oh, then | love it.
- Suitcase, suitcase, you're gonna fly.
- Oh, my god.
- He's gonna see us.

Louise: [from the trailer, Louise and her siblings are walking through a trailer park] Stay low. Follow me.

- back inside. Never mind.
- Kids: Thank you, wonder whart!
Gene: What a journey!
- Yeah! All right!
- Finally. Now, we can bring out
- Johnny jazz hands.
- Oh, goody.

Tina: Whatcha doing, Gene?
Gene: I'm making an instrument out of spoons and a napkin holder and dreams and magic.
Louise: Obviously, Tina.

Tina: Big things are happening for Summer Tina.
Gene: Big like that heat rash you get sometimes?
Tina: Bigger.

- Mm, little stuffy in here.
- Opening these guys.
[Whispering] | think we can climb down from here.
- Tina, you go first.
- What?
- Oh, god.
Gene: Mm.

Gene: [from the trailer, Bob is groaning like heck during dinner] Dad, I don't want to stop your flow, but can you pass the pilaf?
[Bob passes him a plate of butter]
Gene: That's butter.
[He takes it]
Gene: Y'know what, butter is better.

- Good. Anyway, this is grover fischoeder saying good night.
- Hi, there.
- First on the scene. No biggie.
- | beat you.
- And you.
- | beat you too.
[Whispers] Crap.

- Yes, stay low.
- Are you coming, Ron?
- Sorry, putting on my chapstick.
Hugo: Hmm.
- Hmm.
[Whispers] Treehouse. Go.

Sergeant: Aren't you supposed to be at that place with the books and the adults that tell you stuff?
Gene: Adult bookstore?
Sergeant: No. What do they call it? School!

Gene: This is like the worst rave.

- | know. Very helpful info.
- Ir e=ta qyeltr
Bob: You might have been right about your way being faster.
- | mean, just a lot of beams.
- Ir o= 1ol is over-engineered, | think.
- I'm excited to talk about this wigrycivreicir
- Come on, little arms.

Tina: If you want to catch us, you'll have to take off those bulky jeans, to be more aerodynamic!
[She looks and sees that Jimmy Jr. is trying to get his jeans off]
Tina: Oh, you're doing it already. Great!

Linda: [from trailer] I'm the marketing department! I took Gene's burger suit, let out the crotch a little bit, and bam!

Teddy: Hello, is this the police? I want to report a... a thing happened!

Louise: Ugh. Okay, you're doing really, really well.
Linda: Everyone compliment your father.
Gene: Um, | think you're handsome for your age, which is what, 65...
Bob: Oh, my god!
- He's ramming us!
Linda: Hey, cut it out!

- But everyone loves us.
Robot: No, they were being nice.
- See? They left.
Gene: Oh.
Robot: So, this is getting awkward.
- Look, I'm not saying we'll destroy your planet, but it's not, like, off the table,

Gene: You can't handle the tooth!

Louise: Oh! | have my kuchi kopi night light.
- All: Ah! No.
- Ah. No.
- Ugh! Stay on, kuchi.
- It's your one job!
Gene: This is like the worst rave.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.

- while they're fixing the water pipe, so, last one to go,
- | hope you had your shots,
- Get intense in there.
Tina: | wanna go first.
- Or at least not last.
Gene: I wanna go last.
- | wanna be the cherry on top!

Linda: You know what you gotta do to Droopy Bob?
Bob: Uh, what?
Linda: You gotta punch him in the nuts, like this.
[punches Bob in the groin]
Bob: Ow!
Linda: Sorry, sorry, sorry. You know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor, like this.
[Punches Bob in the groin again]
Bob: Ow! Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it!

Linda: Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it? I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
Bob: [whispering] This is a practice burger.
Linda: Why are you whispering?
Bob: I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
Linda: Okay.
Bob: [as burger] Wait, I'm a what?
Bob: Noting. What? You're great.
[pats burger]
Bob: Shh, shh-shh-shh.
Bob: [as burger] Mmm, that feels nice.
Bob: I know, I know.
Bob: [as burger] Don't rub my sesame seeds off.
Bob: I won't.
Louise: They're a cute couple.
Gene: Eh. I give them a year.

Bob: I give myself a little bit of diarrhea.

- Oh, no, no, no.
Bob: Everybody okay?
- All: Yeah.
- Someone must have seen that.
- Announcer: [On TV]
- He shoots, he scores.
- Yay! Oh, whoops.

Gene: Summer Gene is gonna be topless 24/7 and doing a lot of this.
[plays napkin holder instrument]

Chloe: Baby.
Louise: What did you call me?
Tina: I believe she called you "lady".
Rudy: I heard "rabies".
Louise: I'll show you rabies!