The Best The Umbrella Academy, Season 1, Episode 7 Quotes

Diego: So what's this guy want with Vanya?
Number: I don't know. How about we ask him after we kill him?

- Why? How do you do it?
Klaus: We've been to seven bars, three strip joints, and a laundromat.
- Luther's not here. Can we go home now?
- Would he give up on you?
Klaus: Uh...
[Woman] That's the biggest hairy guy
- I have ever seen.

- only to discover you've had this in you the entire time.
- You owe it to yourself to discover what that really means.
- Okay?
- Clear your mind.
- Focus.
- Where better to do that than here?

- We gotta stick together.
- Where do we start?
- There's no other addresses in the file, but there is another relation listed.
- Jenkins' grandmother.
- She lived near jackpine road.
- You think he took her there?
- It's a good enough place to start.

[Man] Go, go, go/
Klaus: We need a medic here/
- -da ve/ -[Gunfi re]

- Two stowaways.
[Laughs] Okay.
- Assuming you still wanna do it.
- I understand...
- Hazel.
- Yeah?
- I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
- Okay.

Reginald: Not everyone in this world can be powerful. Chasing something unattainable is a recipe for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment.

- No, we should all stick together.
- We don't have time for this.
- Let's roll. I know where we can find this asshole. Klaus, you're with me.
- Yeah. I... I'm good.
- I think I'll, uh...
- I think I'll pass, I'm...
- Feeling a little under the weather, so, uh...

- I quit.
- We've worked together for a long, long time.
- We're good at what we do.
- We can kill anyone.
- But when I got the order to kill you,
- I knew I couldn't do this anymore.
- I'd appreciate it if you would accept my wishes, and...
- We could go on our own separate ways.

- Wha...
- Why'd you do that?
- I have no idea.
[Woman] Whoo-hoo!
Ben: Come on, Klaus. You can do this.
- Stay strong. Don't give into temptation.
[Yelling] No!
- -[Scream' in -no! 9]

Vanya: Is anything happening?
Leonard: Keep trying.
[Sighs] But I don't...
- Think about how you want the boat to move.
[Groans] Okay, but what?
- Do I... do I... do I stare really hard?
- Am I supposed to point my fingers? Is...
- I don't know.
- There's only one way to figure it out.

- Diego hargreeves, you're under arrest on the suspicion of murder of detective eudora patch.
- Rodriguez, I thought we were friends.
- You killed a cop, asshole.
[Chuck] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
- Use that against me.

- Please don't make me go back.
- A little word of advice, my boy.
- Not everyone in this world can be powerful.
- Chasing something unattainable is a recipe for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment.
- So get off my property.

- You know, the door was unlocked.
- Yeah, well, my way works just fine.
- Spread out.
- Yell if you, uh...
- You know, you're in trouble. [Sighs]
- Ah, inspiring leadership.
- One of the greats.

- Help him, Klaus.
Klaus: Luther!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
[Man] Get him off me, guys!
- Luther!
Klaus: Luther!
- Luther, help! Ow!

- Dave.
- {gasps}
- Dave!
- Dave!
- Dave?

- You'll feel better in the morning. Okay?
- Fine, I'll go by myself.
- What? No.
- No, no, no, Luther!
- Luther, I can't let you...
- Oh, shit.

- When he's hungry, he eats, when he's tired, he nests, when he's horny, he screws, free to be free.
- Pretty sure they got it figured out.
Cha: And what's that?
- A simple life with a partner.
- Sometimes what you want's right in front of you.
- By the time you realize it, it's too late.

- Maybe. A couple.
- I don't know.
- Well, then, keep them to yourself.
- Time is flying, so hurry up.
- He's waiting for you.
- Who is?

- What they're doing is too important.
- What are you talking about?
- You're our number one, remember?
- "0 captain! My captain!"
- Remember?
- Yeah, right?

[Father] Harold!
- Get your ass down here.
- What's that shit on your face?
- Make yourself useful and go get me another beer.
- Hurry up!

- J” that you ll ever do j”
- J” one is the loneliest numberj” j” that you ll ever do j” j” numberj” j” one is the loneliest numberj” j” that you ll ever do j”

- Why don't we go back and relax a little bit, okay?
- Yeah, that sounds nice.
- And, uh...
- Later, maybe we can grab some dinner?
- I know this great little spot in town.
- Yeah.

- Okay, I just...
- Sorry.
[Agnes laughing] Okay.
- Bye.
[Gasps] Bye.

- Leonard!
- Help!
- Help!
- Help!

Number: We didn't choose this life, we're just living it.

- I just wanted them to be proud of me for once.
- I mean, how... how could I even presume to be worthy of their attention?
- Nothing's ever big enough next to their holier-than-thou, weight-of-the-world bullshit.
- Vanya!
- What?

- Home, sweet home.
Cha: Yep.
Hazel: Hey, um...
- You hungry?
Cha: I could eat.

- Holy shit, you're drunk.
- And you busted into dad's liquor cabinet.
- He's gonna be so pissed.
- Get him.
[Sighs] Dad. Do it, now.
- I told you already, all right?
- I... I can't!
- -[Gasps} -Little shit!

- Hey! No!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Vanya: Leonard!
- Stop it!
- Leave him alone! Stop it!
[Man] Come on, you piece of shit!
- Help!

Hazel: Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. By the time you realize it, it's too late.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I can't...
- No, I can't...
- I can't go back. I can't go back!
[Yells] No! Wait!
[Gasps] Stay!

[Woman] They're coming!
- I think I see their car!
[Man] I see them! I see the car!
[Woman] Spaceboy! My favorite!

- if we didn't find the briefcase?
Cha: You know what happens to people who step out of line.
Hazel: / guess / 'm just tired of all this being told what to do, where to go.
- Wouldn't it be nice to kill who you want for a change?
- Not who the commission tells us to?
- Sure are in the middle of nowhere.

- And what are we? Chopped liver?
- Whatever, whatever.
- I need a hit of sucrose.
- I'm headin' to the vending machine.
- Fine.
- Fine. Fine.
[Whispers] Oh, my god.

[Man] Jenkins, Harold.
Klaus: Yeah...
- Come on, baby.
- Money, money, money, money, money...
- Come on, come on!