The Best Chris Paradis Quotes

Chris: Doormat!
Annie: Lesbian!

Chris: Oh, Daddy. I'm a lesbian. A big one.

Chris: Mom I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!

Aaron: I can't handle more surprises today.
Chris: Oh, Daddy. I'm a lesbian. A big one.