The Best Denise Fleming Quotes

Tassel: Don't you want to keep your tassel? You know for $5, you can keep your tassel.
Denise: Yeah, then I can press it between my yearbook and my prom corsage.

[the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise up on their arrival at the party]
Mary,: Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!
[subtitle: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!]
Preston: [watching the drunk girl stumble away] There's one at every party.
Denise: Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?

Kenny: Those shoes!
Denise: What?
Kenny: Do they serve an orthopedic function?

Denise: There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white.

Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog.
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?

Denise: Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
Preston: Especially in your case. I'm sorry. You gave that to me, I just had to take it. Take care. Peace out, G!