The Best Amanda Beckett Quotes

Mike: Who's gonna want you now?
Amanda: [Looking at her letter] Somebody.
Mike: Somebody? More like... nobody!
Amanda: Gosh, Mike. You really got me.

Amanda: Hi, umm... Do you happen to know who Preston Myers is?
Earth: Du'uh. He only sat like, right next to you in freshman english. But I guess you wouldn't remember that. I mean, why would Amanda Beckett pay any attention to a unique spirit like Preston, or even a unique spirit like me? Maybe it's because she's a little busy ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep. SHEEP! You are all sheep. Baah!
[Off-Screen]
Earth: Baah!

Stoner: Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?
Matt,: No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.
Stoner: Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts.
Amanda: So, he's sort of tall?
Stoner: Kind of.
Amanda: With... hair?
Stoner: Yeah.
Amanda: And he wears t-shirts sometimes?
Stoner: Yeah.
Matt,: Yes.
Amanda: That's it?
Matt,: Yes
Stoner: Well... I mean, he's Preston. It's Preston. Ya know?
Matt,: I like that guy.
Stoner: Pres-STONE!
[Amanda turns and walks off]
Stoner: You know who else I like, who never got much play? Is Velma, from Scooby-Doo
Matt,: Rooby Rooby Roo!
Stoner: She - right - she was also a cool - she was a hip, hip, lady.
Matt,: Hip Chick.

Amanda: Serriously, you guys, I'm over it.
[the three girlfriends stare skeptically at Amanda]
Amanda: What?
Beth,: Nothing, sorry. It's just that Mike is the most dope guy in school.
Amanda: Yeah, and school's over.
Cindi,: Anyway, who does he think he is? Brad Pitt?
Rachel,: Seriously, and you're like Gwyneth.
Beth,: Seriously, you know he regrets breaking up with her.
Cindi,: You really are Gwyneth, but with bigger boobs.

Amanda: [to Preston] You know what? Why don't you go off and get yourself a goddamn life, asshole?
Keg: [to Preston] Thanks, man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night.

[after being hit on by drunk guys]
Reminiscing: Hey Amanda.
Amanda: Hey.
Reminiscing: Remember that time we danced at the sock hop?
Amanda: Yeah.
Reminiscing: I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out.
[Amanda walks away disgusted]