The Best Doug Forcett Quotes

Doug: Don't worry about Raymond. He's just a local sociopath who comes by my house to take advantage of me.

Doug: I also grow lentils because they require very little water and have the smallest carbon footprint.
Janet: Huh. All he consumes are lentils and radishes.
Michael: No, Janet. He also consumes his own waste. So, everything's fine.