Top 20 Quotes From Minions

[Bob gives Scarlet his crown]
Scarlett: For me? Aww.
Bob the Minion: Si, para tu. Bye-bye!

[last lines]
Narrator: And that is how the Minions found their new boss! He was cunning! He was evil! He was perfect! He was... despicable!

Scarlett: Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power...
Stuart the Minion: Banana!
Scarlett: ...Banana!

Herb: THIS IS TORTURE!
[the Minions play with a hangman's noose]
Herb: Guys! Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!

[from trailer]
Minions: [Picking a banana under a rock] C'est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?
[the rock starts rolling down towards a T-Rex]
Minions: Ay yi yi!

Scarlett: [has all the other Minions cornered] And just for the record my little deviled eggs, you can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to YOU!
[Kevin smacks her away]

Scarlett: You have no idea who you're messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!
Young: [chuckles] Oh, WERE you?

Scarlett: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?

Scarlett: They took everything from me! My castle, my reputation! Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie! But now, at least, I have my crown!
[Gru freezes her off-screen]

[from trailer]
Minions: [as a primitive is about hit hit a bear with a club] No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!
[the Minions cheered as the primitive hits the bear with a fly swatter, then the bear eats him alive as the Minions screamed in terror]

Tower: So... You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!
[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh, because the tower guard is in the wrong direction]
Kevin the Minion: [mockingly] "You're gonna have to get through me!"
[gets hit in the head by a cane]
Kevin the Minion: Ow, hey!
Tower: You!
[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane]
Kevin the Minion: Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.

[first lines]
Narrator: Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike- Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but all share the same goal:... To serve the most despicable master thru could find.

[repeated line]
Bob the Minion: KING BOB!

Scarlett: [frozen; Gru takes the queen's crown out of her hand] Child, give me that back.
Young: [smiles] No, I don't think so!
Scarlett: You have no idea who you are messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!
Young: [chuckles] Oh, WERE you?
[laughs]

Stuart the Minion: [shoots a water tower with a gun]
Walter: Okay, who did that?
Kevin the Minion: Stuart, Stuart!
Stuart the Minion: But, but...
Walter: That was awesome!
Stuart the Minion: Heh heh, thank you.

Queen: [beats up Stuart] Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!

[from trailer]
Herb: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlett: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?
Scarlett: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.

[after growing into a giant by one of Herb's inventions, destroying the Overkill residence while the villains from Villain-Con watch]
Kevin the Minion: [loud booming voice] Bello.

Scarlett: [opens the door to the torture room for Kevin, Stuart, and Bob] Go ahead, go ahead.
[the Minions walk in as Scarlett slams the door]
Scarlett: [Minions look at the torture weapons]
Scarlett: [through a slot hole in the door] I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.
[dramatic]
Scarlett: I think, yes, I think we're gonna have to break up. And it's not you... oh, wait hold on... It is you. It's a hundred percent you!
Kevin the Minion: No, no, no, no!
[Stuart and Bob latch onto him]
Scarlett: [taunting] So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives.
[slams the slot]

Bob the Minion: KING BOB!