The Best Iron Man Quotes

Iron: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"?
Captain: I know! It just slipped out

Spider: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Iron: Friday, do me a favor and activate
- Barn Door Protocol, will ya?
Friday: Yes, boss.
- Everybody comes home.

Iron: And for gosh's sake, watch your language!
Captain: [resigned] That's not going away anytime soon

Iron: Cap, you got an incoming!
Captain: [after being hit and tossed by an Ultron] Incoming already came in!

Iron: / got heat signatures.
Captain: How many?
- Uh, one.

- Take it off! Take it off!
- No, wait.
- Bruce, are you okay?
Iron: Talk to me, Banner.
- I'm okay.
- I'm okay.

Iron: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.
[Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]
Iron: It was a good talk.
Fortress: No, it wasn't!

Iron: [as the fight begins] Call it, Captain!
Captain: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
Hawkeye: [to Iron Man] Want to give me a lift?
Iron: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
[Iron Man takes Hawkeye up to the roof]
Captain: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
[Thor swings his hammer and flies off and Captain America turns to Black Widow]
Captain: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk?
[the Hulk turns and glares at Cap]
Captain: Smash!
[Hulk grins and leaps away]

Ant: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron: Who's speaking?
Ant: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Captain: [about Bucky] He's my friend.
Iron: So was I.

Friday: [after Iron Man is attacked by Scarlet Witch] Multiple contusions detected.
Iron: Yeah, I detected that too...

Iron: [restraining Bucky, whispering in his ear] Do you even remember them?
Winter: I remember all of them.

Iron: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
[fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron: Well, first time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.
[Scarlet Witch uses the distraction to trap Iron Man under a pile of cars]

Iron: [points one of his blasters at Captain America] Stay down... final warning.
Captain: I can do this all day.

Iron: Shit!
Captain: Language!

Iron: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man] Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.