The Best Hulk Quotes

Hulk: So many stairs!

James: If we can do this, you know, go back in time... why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and...
[Pantomimes strangulation]
Hulk: Okay, first of all, that's horrible.
James: It's Thanos!
Hulk: And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott: We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
Clint: Bingo.
Nebula: That's not how it works!
Clint: Well, that's what I heard.
Hulk: Who told you that?
James: Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott: Quantum Leap?
James: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott: Hot Tub Time Machine?
James: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott: Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James: Look, this is known!
Hulk: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Nebula: Exactly!
Scott: So, "Back to the Future"'s a bunch of bullshit?

[Banner is trying to Hulk out while fighting Obsidion in the Hulkbuster armor]
Bruce: Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
Hulk: NOOOO!
Bruce: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!