Top 200 Quotes From Chris Hemsworth

Thor: Hey, is that the Necrosword? That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Gorr: Then you know this is going to hurt.

Sadak: Some times I wake up in the morning and I don't even know who I am. Where I am. In what country. And you know me?
Nicholas: I know you, and you're about money, because it's your scoreboard in the virtual world.

General: I will let Atta have the city today - tomorrow, we'll see.
Captain: Well, you made the right choice.
General: Right choice? There are no right choices here. This is Afghanistan - graveyard of many empires. Today you are our friend, tomorrow you are our enemy. It won't be any different for you. Soon, America will become just another tribe here. You will be cowards if you leave, you will be our enemies if you stay.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

[after fighting off Ultron drones]
Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
Steve: You had to ask...
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
[Battle ensues]

Tyler: If you want to survive you will do exactly as I say.

Peggy: [when Owen returns alive] Oh my God... Oh my God...
Owen: I promised you, didn't I?

Debbie: He doesn't save anybody's life.
Stone: Doesn't he? Well, every time he flies that little plane of his, he's saving lives by not crashing. That makes him a hero.

Owen: [being pulled by a whale] You're on your first Nantucket sleigh ride, boy!
Owen: Oh my God! Whoo!

[None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]
Tony: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
[an attack occurs]
Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.

Dr. Erik Selvig: Your brother isn't coming, is he?
Thor: Loki is dead.
Dr. Erik Selvig: Thank God... I'm so sorry.

Loki: [aboard a Dark Elf ship] I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.
Thor: [looking at the controls, clearly lost] I said 'how hard could it be.'

Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]

Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...
[enters a vision]

Loki: Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!
[Thor smashes the Bifrost]
Loki: What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor: Forgive me, Jane!

Thomas: My mother's buried up in Smith's hill. There's a stone for my father, too. He was lost at sea before I was born.
Owen: Here, give me that.
[grabs a coil of rope]
Owen: Well, this is your family now, boy. For better or for worse. worse, mostly.

Finn: I admire your fight, Huntsman. Your wife was the same.
The: What do you know of my wife?
Finn: I remember them all. But especially the ones with fight. She screamed your name but you weren't there. Now you can beg her forgiveness in the other world.

[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]
Tony: Alright so if I lift it then I rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony: I will be reinstituting prima nocta.

Thor: [arrives at the prison breakout] Return to your cells, and no harm will come to you! You have my word!
[gets struck]
Thor: Very well, you do not have my word.
[attacks]

Loki: You can at least furnish me with a weapon. My dagger, something!
[Thor puts something in Loki's hands...]
Loki: At last, a little common sense.
[Thor handcuffs him]
Thor: [grins] And I thought you liked tricks.

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

Beith: No, no, no Huntsman. No one's ever seen this before.
Duir: The white hart bows before the Princess, father.
Muir: He's blessing her.
The: What are you talking about?
Muir: You have eyes, Huntsman, but you do not see. You, who have been with her the longest. She is life itself. She will heal the land. She is the one. Can't you feel it? Are your ailments not gone? Gold or no gold, where she leads I follow.

Clint: We can't bring her back.
Thor: I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
Clint: Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
Bruce: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve: We will

[from trailer]
The: Why is she of such value?
Queen: That is none of your concern.
The: And if I refuse?
[the guards all level their spears at him]

Jed: I'm going to fight. I'm going to fight. Now, this is easier for me because I'm used to it. The rest of you are gonna have a tougher choice. Look, I don't want to sell it to you; it's too ugly for that. It's ugly, and it's hard. But when you're fighting in your own backyard, and you're fighting for your family, it all hurts a little less and it makes a little more sense. And for them, this is just some place, but for us? This is our home.

[first lines]
[Thor is thrown into Muspelheim in chains]
Thor: I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story. Basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth... for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things... but didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage... where I met you.
[looks at a skeleton]

Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.
Clint: Yeah? Get in line.

The: What the hell's going on? Who are you? Why does the Queen want you dead?
Snow: She wants everyone dead. All of us!
The: What makes you so damn valuable?
Snow: You should know. You're the one hunting me.
The: Forget it. I should have never got involved in the Queen's business.
Snow: Where are you going?
The: Getting away from you. You're trouble, is what you are.
Snow: I need to get to the Duke's castle. There's an army there.
The: Oh the Duke's army? Bunch of farmers with milkmaids and pitchforks. I know sheep that have more fight in them.
Snow: I'm valuable. That's why you're here, isn't it? If you return without me you're dead. If you leave me I'm dead.
The: Just for argument's sake, how much reward?
Snow: However much is enough.
The: At least thirty gold pieces.
Snow: One hundred. Help me.
The: Who are you?
Snow: Maybe you should have asked the Queen that.
The: I don't trust you.
Snow: I've given you my word.
The: I still don't trust you. But you have a deal.

Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something...
Frigga: No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future - not mine.

King: The house of Odin is full of traitors...
Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
Thor: Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!
[Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor: Know your place, brother!
King: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.
[Loki has to restrain Thor]
Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...
[Thor turns to leave]
Frost: Run back home, little princess.
Loki: Damn...
[Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Thor: Next?

Owen: It's a privilege to know the moment of one's death in advance - be able to prepare for it. Cursed to be so far from home - without a chance to say goodbye, without a chance to make peace; without a chance to settle scores. Then let us at least settle those between us, Captain.
George: Captain of what?
Owen: The Essex was lost through no fault of yours. I was as much to blame for...
George: You are not the captain! But you were born to do this job. I was just born into it.
Owen: What do we do, do you think, George? And what offense did we give God to upset him so?
George: The only creature to have offended God here is the whale.
Owen: Not us? In our arrogance, our greed. Look were we find ourselves.
George: We are supreme creatures made in God's own likeness. Earthly kings, whose business it is to circumnavigate the planet bestowed to us. To bend nature to our will.
Owen: You really feel like an earthly king after everything that we've been through? We're nothing. We're... we're specks. And dust.
George: We sail into the sun at dawn. If we are to die, then with God's grace, let us die as men.

Thor: [from trailer] These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.

Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...

Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.

Jed: [walking past Tanner] We're the Wolverines.
Tanner: [to himself after Jed, Robert & Matt have passed] I was afraid of that.

Captain: General, I'm--I'm your link to the greatest weaponry in the history of civilization. You--you gotta stop guarding me and start trusting me.
General: Greatest weapon in history is this.
[Points to heart]
General: I don't have soldiers in my army, not one. Only warriors. Stop being a soldier --
[points to head]
General: start using this --
[points to Nelson's heart]
General: and you can be a warrior, too.

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

[from trailer]
Jane: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...
[Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology]
Thor: ...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

Jed: Even the tiniest flea can drive a big dog crazy.

Stone: If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands.
Rusty: Well, I was born with an extra set of hands.
Stone: That's an odd thing to say, heh. But I reckon this'll be the highlight of your trip.

George: [upon meeting] "Chase." That's an off-island name, isn't it?
Owen: Yes, it is. And very shortly we will be off-island for some time, and I'll be very much at home.
[calmly smiles]

Loki: This is so unlike you, brother. So... clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn't rather punch your way out?
Thor: If you keep talking, I might.

[spoiler]
Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am.
Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [starts crying] I'm totally from the future.

[first lines]
The: [narration] Once upon a time, in deep winter, a queen was admiring the falling snow, when she saw a rose blooming in defiance of the cold. Reaching for it she pricked her finger and three drops of blood fell. And because the red seemed so alive against the white she thought, "If only I had a child as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair as black as a raven's wings, and all with the strength of that rose." Soon after a daughter was born to the queen and was named Snow White.

Nicholas: Are you still gonna like me if I'm fixing garage door openers?
Chen: I don't know. Maybe.

Thor: [on his screaming goats] If nothing else they're good for meat!
[the goats shut up]
Thor: ...meeting new people. They're a great conversation starter.

The: A world restored, love blossoming. As children, both human and Asgardian, say, together, they lived happily ever after. Wait, what?
Thor: Huh?
[an army of androids suddenly appear in front of Thor]
The: Oh, dear. Perhaps I spoke too soon.
[an Ultron-like being with the Infinity Stones on his chest appears, revealing himself to be Vision]

Loki: [turns Thor into Sif] Mmm, brother, you look ravishing!
Thor: It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.
Loki: Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much.
[turns into Captain America]
Loki: Oh, this is much better. Costume's a bit much... so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America...

[at a retirement home]
Loki: [in a dark suit] I left him right here.
Thor: [in casual wear] You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!
Thor: Well, you're dressed like one.

Nicholas: We're in.
Carol: You can call me "chica" any time you want.

Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

Thor: Hey, kids.
- I knew he'd come.
- Go!
- Go, kids!
- Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
- Good to see you in person, buddy.
- Good to see you.

Tanner: We're trying to link up with a group of insurgents working in the area. Call themselves Wolverines. You ever hear of them?
Julie: Yeah, we've heard of them.
Jed: You here to help them out?
Tanner: No. Actually, we were hoping they can help *us* out.

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished. You're not actually thinking about fighting him, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!
Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!

Thor: [to the Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.

Stone: You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet.

Jane: -Quite a reunion, huh?
Thor: -You're telling me.
Jane: What's it been? Like, three, four years?
Thor: Eight years, seven months, and six days.
Jane: [raises eyebrows inquisitively]
Thor: I haven't forgotten...

Ovi: You don't look like a Tyler.
Tyler: No? What I look like?.
Ovi: A Brad.

Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference?
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away!
[sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard!
[Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]
Thor: You really are the worst brother!
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
[Hulk attacks Thanos]

Owen: [points his pistol at Owen] Say it! Say it! Say you're scared!
Owen: I will not.

Nick: You think you could make Loki tell us where the Tesseract is?
Thor: I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield. It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me. There's no pain would prise his need from him.
Nick: A lot of guys think that. Until the pain starts.
Thor: What are you asking me to do?
Nick: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?
Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick: Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat that wants to be here?

[Thor has the children grab their weapons]
Thor: Today is a day that will go down in history. Today is a day they will talk about for generations to come. Today, we are Space Vikings! Present... arms!
[the children hold out their weapons as Thor holds up Zeus' lightning bolt]
Thor: Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, and shall possess... for limited time only, the power... of Thor!
[with lightning formed on his right hand, Thor energizes the children's weapons]
Thor: General Axl, lead your army to that axe.
Axl: We shall do our worst. For Asgard.

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

Korg: [narration] Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. And although they were from different worlds, somehow, it just made sense. And together they embarked on a journey of love.
[pause]
Korg: Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
[as Jane sleeps, Thor talks to Mjolnir]
Thor: She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. I love you too, buddy.
[Thor pats Mjolnir before walking away. Mjolnir briefly glows]
Korg: [narration] And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
[pause]
Korg: Thor set his sights toward a future and all it might hold. But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. And although Jane didn't want to admit it, she was scared of loss as well.
[pause]
Korg: And so, they built walls between them. Thor got busy saving humanity. And Jane got busy doing the same. Real busy. And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. Something had to give.
Jane: I have to stay up all night to go through this data, okay?
Thor: And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
Jane: There's two plates!
Thor: It's two plates and two forks!
Korg: [narration] And then, one night, it did give. Jane wrote a note. And Thor read that note. And their legend suddenly became myth. Or so they thought.

Peter: [from trailer] Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
[Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes]
Peter: Not me!
Thor: What? Just listening.

Grandmaster: [from trailer] It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
Thor: YES!
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

Gorr: Call the axe!
Thor: I'll call the axe when you call a dentist!

Jane: So is this how you normally look?
Thor: More or less.
Jane: It's a good look!

[from trailer]
Nicholas: The real hit is still to come...

Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.

Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
[Thor gets mad]

The: [to a sleeping Snow White] You deserved better. I once had a wife, Princess. Sara was her name. When I came back from the wars I carried with me the stench of death and the anger of the lost. I wasn't worth saving, that's for sure. She did so anyway. And I loved her so much. I loved her more than anyone or anything. Then I let her out of my sight and she was gone. And I became myself again. A self I never cared for. Until you. See, you remind me of her. Her heart, her spirit. But now you, too, have gone. You both deserved better and I'm so sorry I failed you. I'm so sorry. But you'll be a queen in Heaven now and sit among the angels.
[kisses Snow White]

[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane: Put him on the bed.
Erik: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.

Loki: [on Jane] Say goodbye.
Thor: Not this day!
Loki: This day, the next, a hundred years, it's nothing! It's a heartbeat. You'll never be ready. The only woman whose love you prized will be snatched from you.
Thor: And will that satisfy you?
Loki: Satisfaction's not in my nature!
Thor: Surrender's not in mine!

Loki: [tries to steer the boat into a tiny crevice in the mountain wall] If it were easy, everyone would do it.
Thor: Are you mad?
Loki: Possibly.

Nik: What's going on?
Tyler: We just got attacked by the goonies from hell.

Thor: [aboard the Commodore] Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce: What?
Valkyrie: The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.

Thor: No, that's my point.
- It can't be undone.
- Or that's at least what the red, floating guy had to say.
- Maybe you wanna go talk to him, okay?
- Go grab your hammer and you go fly and you talk to him.

Thor: The name is Thor, with a T, and an R, and an O. And a H. Not in that order.

[last lines]
Odin: One son who wanted the throne too much, and other who will not take it. Is this my legacy?
Thor: Loki died with honour. I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?
[offers the hammer]
Odin: It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.
Thor: I shall try to be.
Odin: I can not give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.
Thor: I know.
[turns to leave]
Odin: If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.
Thor: Thank you, Father.
[leaves]
Loki: [appears from Odin's guise] No... thank you.

[council of war]
Heimdall: We need to find a way out of Asgard, to the Dark World. There are paths between the realms known only to a few...
Thor: Known only to ONE, actually.

Thor: [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.

Jane: Not bad for a human.
Thor: Not bad for a god.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Thor: Not the hair!

Jane: [says her catchphrase] Catchphrase!
Thor: W-w-w-wait, is that your new catchphrase?
Korg: I dunno. The word "catchphrase" actually sounds like a pretty cool catchphrase.

Loki: [holds up his shackles] You still don't trust me?
Thor: Would you?
[releases Loki]
Loki: ...No, I wouldn't!
[stabs Thor]

Loki: Thor! After all this time now you come to visit me! Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?
Thor: Loki, enough! No more illusions.
[illusion fades, everything in sight is broken, Loki is sitting on the ground looking devastated]
Loki: Now you see me, brother!

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

Loki: [looks at Jane] What I could do with the power flowing through those veins...
Thor: It would consume you.

Sam: So, where are you going to point us to next?
Captain: I'm pointing us home.
Sam: I'll follow you there. I'll follow you anywhere...

The: I told you to run.
Snow: If I had, you'd be dead.

Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

Captain: Eddy ya OK? Eddy?

[Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]
Loki: Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the better pilot!
Thor: Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly?
[the Harrow takes out a building]
Thor: Not a word...

Gorr: You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor: 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

Captain: You have an obligation to tell me everything you know!
General: You don't have the stomach for everything I know.

Thor: Protect the nice ones.

Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif: Oh, shit!
Thor: Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She's quite clever, your mortal. She doesn't know it yet, but she studies the Convergence as well. Even...
[Stops short]
Thor: What?
Heimdall: I can't see her

Rocket: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor: The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.
Rocket: Rabbit?

Thor: I can't do this. I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't have come. This is a bad idea.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: [starts breathing heavily] No, no, I think I'm having... I'm having a panic attack.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: I shouldn't be here. This is... this is ba...
[Rocket slaps Thor in the face]
Rocket: You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?
Thor: [tearing up] Okay.
Rocket: Are you crying?
Thor: [wheezing] No... yes.

Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.

Jed: You fucked with the wrong family.

[Thor is in a cloak]
Zeus: Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps]
Korg: Ohh!
Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!
[the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor]
Jane: Should we help him?
Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?

[Captain America throws his shield between Iron Man and Thor, stopping their fight in the woods]
Steve: Hey! That's enough!
[Captain America looks at Thor]
Steve: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Steve: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.
Tony: Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hammer!
[Thor knocks Iron Man back with his hammer]
Thor: [to Cap] You want me to put the hammer down?
[Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at him, blocking Thor's blow. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave, knocking Thor off his feet]
Steve: Are we done here?

The: [to Snow White] You look very fetching in mail.

Nicholas: To you this is just a game, the virtual world!
Elias: You were never in the game.

Bruce: We'd be going in shorthanded, you know?
James: Look, he's still got the Stones, so...
Carol: So, let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back.
Bruce: Just like that?
Steve: Yeah, just like that.
Natasha: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try.
Bruce: If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol: Because before, you didn't have me.
James: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Thor: [Stands up and walks to Danvers. They meet eye-to-eye. Thor summons Stormbreaker, which whizzes right past Danvers' head. She doesn't even flinch, and then smiles] I like this one.
Steve: Let's go get this son of a bitch.

Thor: Viva Las Vegas!
Ultron: Can't say I've heard that battle cry before.

[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
[Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki: [to himself] I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster: [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away] Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor: [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
[Loki is horrorstruck]

[the Hulk takes on Surtur]
Thor: Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don't smash!
Hulk: But big monster!
Valkyrie: Hulk, let's go!
[Hulk looks at Valkyrie and Thor]
Hulk: Friends.
[goes with Thor and Valkyrie, leaving Surtur behind]

[from trailer]
Loki: After all this time, now you come to visit me, brother? Why? To mock?
Thor: I need your help. And I wish I could trust you...
Loki: If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for.

Jed: Marines never die, they just go to hell and regroup.

Thor: Where is the Tesseract?
Loki: [laughs] I missed you too.
Thor: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
Loki: Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here, your precious Earth?
Thor: I thought you dead.
Loki: Did you mourn?
Thor: We all did. Our father...
Loki: YOUR father! He DID tell you my true parentage, did he not?
Thor: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
Loki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!
Thor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki!
Loki: [laughs] And you're doing a marvelous job with that! The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?
Thor: You think yourself above them?
Loki: Well, yes.
Thor: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.
Loki: I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odin's Son, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...
Thor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?
Loki: I AM a king!
Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this pointless dream!... You come home.
[pause]
Loki: ...I don't have it.
[Thor threatens Loki with his hammer]
Loki: You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off, I know not where.
Thor: You listen well, brother. I...
[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]
Loki: I'm listening.

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie: So what do we do?
Loki: I'm not doing 'get help'.

Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.
Loki: I didn't do it for him.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

Natasha: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.

[last lines]
Thor: So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles] Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.

Owen: To return to port without a single barrel of oil would be a mistake, sir. And not behoove a man whose name is Pollard. Or Chase, for that matter. And the best thing for both of us would be to work all hours Gods sends us, fill this ship with oil and be home inside a year and rid of one another as quickly as possible. Trust me, I am every bit as desirous of that as you.

Snow: [captured by the Huntsman] Will you help me? Please? Please, the Queen is going to kill me.
The: Sure she is.
Snow: She's going to rip out my heart!
Finn: Quick work! Well done, huntsman. Hand her over.
The: What do you intend to do with her?
Finn: Why do you care?
The: You want her give me what I was promised.
Finn: You did your job well. Now, keep your word.
Snow: He'll kill us both.
The: Shut up.
Snow: He will!
The: I said, shut up.
[points sword at Snow White]
The: I'll keep my word when the Queen keeps hers. Where is my wife!
Snow: He's going to betray you.
Finn: My sister has many powers. She can take life away or sustain it, but she can't bring your wife back from the dead, you fool!

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

Queen: You are one of the few who has ventured into the dark forest. One of my prisoners has escaped there.
The: Then he is dead.
Queen: She.
The: Then she is certainly dead.

Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it!
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: ANOTHER!
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane: [to the lady behind the counter] Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane: [to Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.

[Thor approaches the Destroyer]
Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.

Snow: I give you my word.
The: Yea, but I don't trust you.

Chen: I'm sorry for what happened to you.
Nicholas: Well, don't be. I'm not fishing for sympathy, here. I did the crime, I'm doing the time. Time isn't doing me.
Chen: What's that mean?
Nicholas: I do my own time, not the institution's. See, to hold on to who you are in there, you dedicate yourself to your program. You work out on your body and your mind.

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki] FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

Ovi: You hit him with a truck.
Tyler: Yep.

[a chained Thor is dropped from his cage to face Surtur in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
Thor: [rotates away from Surtur briefly] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotates again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!

The: The forest gains its strength from your weakness.

[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.

Thor: [fighting hospital interns] You are no match for the mighty...
[an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly]

Odin: You'll be a wise king.
Thor: There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Odin: You've already made me proud.

[after Strange unleashes a trio of dragons on Ultron]
Thor: What? You've been hiding that the entire time?

[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments]
Zeus: You're next, Odinson!
[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus]
Thor: That is the sound of lightning!

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

Thor: Once we bring the children back, we shall feast!
[everyone cheers]
Thor: ...Not on them!
[everyone goes quiet]
Thor: We don't do that any more. That is a dark part of our history.

Thor: Val!
- We gotta get her out of here!
- Hey. I got you.
- Hey, guys, we're here.
- Come on, let's go.
- Stormbreaker, take us home.

The: Do not speak of my wife!
Queen: You miss her. What would you give to see her again? You know of my powers. Bring me the girl and I will bring back your wife.
The: Nothing can bring her back.
Queen: I can. A life for a life.

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki: [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki: [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki: I'm... honored?

Thor: Why have you done this?
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony: Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Tony: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way, tourist.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

Thor: King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. Tell of the time that Thor, and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, turned the tide of the battle, and etched their names in history. For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
Peter: Here it comes...
Thor: This ends here and now!

Jane: [Jane's phone rings on Svartalheim with a rap song coming from it and Jane looks confusedly at Thor]
Thor: It's not me.

[Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]
Sif: I've got this completely under control!
Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

Thor: [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...
Tony: I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!
Bruce: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony: Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Bruce: Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
Steve: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!

Loki: Did she suffer?
Thor: I did not come here to share our grief. Instead I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament...
Loki: Go on.
Thor: I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.
Loki: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?
Thor: I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.
Loki: Hm. When do we start?

Thor: [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself during the final battle with Thanos] I knew it!

Thor: [to Gorr] You've won. Why should I spend my last moments with you, when I can spend them with her?
[goes to Jane]

Thor: [to a doctor who put an IV on him] How dare you attack the son of Odin!

Queen: My brother tells me you are a widower. A drunkard. And one of few who has ventured into the Dark Forest.
The: Aye.
Queen: One of my prisoners has escaped there.
The: Then he's dead.
Queen: She.
The: She is certainly dead.
Queen: Find her. Bring her to me.
The: No, I've been to that forest. I'm not going back.
Queen: You will be rewarded handsomely.
The: What good is gold to me if I'm lying dead with the crows picking at my eyes? Why is she of such value?
Queen: That is none of your concern.
The: I'll determine what concerns me, thank you.
Queen: [yelling] You will do this for me, huntsman!
The: And if I refuse?
[guards point spears at him]
The: Do me the favor, I beg of you.

Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Nick: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?

The: Can't you see I'm having a bath?

[Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Son of Odin.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet: Access denied.
[pause]
Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet: Welcome, Point Break.

[from trailer]
Nick: There was an idea...
Tony: To bring together, a group of remarkable people...
Vision: To see if we could become something more...
Thor: So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...
Natasha: That they never could.

Steve: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve: An army. From outer space.
Bruce: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Tyler: All right, kid. Do you trust me?
Ovi: No.
Tyler: Good.
[Pushes him from this roof top to land on other roof top, a several floor high street between both the roofs]

George: The U.S. Government would like your technical advice on this. In exchange for that, we're going to furlough you right out of here. You sign that on the last page, and we'll get you processed.
Nicholas: [begins skimming the agreement]
George: You'll wear an ankle bracelet and be accompanied by a U.S. Marshall. Your computer access will be restricted. If you wanna study the whole document, you can go right ahead. I can come back in a month or two.
Nicholas: No, I'm done.
[pushing the folder back]
George: You didn't sign it.
Nicholas: Yeah, why would I sign it?
George: Why? Because of the generosity of the Assistant U.S. Attorney in granting you a furlough.
Nicholas: Both you and the Assistant U.S. Attorney can take that document and stick it up your ass.
George: I'm sorry?
Nicholas: Why are you sorry? I insulted you. What are you sorry for? I'm not sorry.
George: Don't think you're gonna...
Nicholas: Hey. You wanna raise me up out of here, solve your trade exchange dilemma, and I get furlough for a couple weeks? You kidding me? You have any idea how much progress you're gonna make on a strike this complex without someone like me? Zero.

Thor: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
Loki: What?
Thor: 'Get Help'.
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on. You love it.
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It's great. It works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
[Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]
Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
[as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor: A classic.
Loki: [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Not for me, it's not.

Loki: I am a fool...
Thor: Stay with me. Stay with me!

General: [in English] To our new American friends.
[Drinks from vodka bottle]
General: I hope they don't think they win, copying the Russians.
Captain: I was told you didn't speak English.
General: I did not speak to the man who told you I don't.

Steve: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?
Bruce: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Tony: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunnelling effect.
Bruce: Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.
Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English.
Steve: Is that what just happened?
[Stark and Banner shake hands]
Tony: It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce: Thanks.
Nick: [to Stark] Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him.
Steve: Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.
Nick: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.
Steve: I do!
[Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]
Steve: I understood that reference.

Snow: Do you drink to drown your sorrows? Or your conscience?
The: What concern is it of yours why I drink?
Snow: I suppose a man's sorrows are his own.
The: What does a young girl like you know about sorrow?

Rusty: [on ATVs] Are there helmets?
Stone: Yeah, I keep 'em with the tampons.
[drives off]
Rusty: It's just basic safety.

Thor: Is that it? Is it over? We win, yeah? Not so hard.
Star: It doesn't feel over.
Ultron: I'm honestly surprised. Didn't the Watcher warn you? Every universe is different. Each one just a fraction you meet. Thus the Infinity Stones are unique.
Gamora: Of course. The Crusher was designed to destroy the stones on MY world. Not his.

Rocket: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He's never fought me twice.

The: [narration] So poisonous was the reign of Ravenna that nature turned on itself and people turned on each other. The land died and with it, hope. And all that time she kept Snow White imprisoned high up in the north tower.

William: She hasn't changed. She has that same light inside her. You must see it.
The: You'd be blind if you didn't.
William: I've thought about her every day since I lost her. I can hardly believe I found her.
The: You should tell her how you feel. It'd be good for her.
William: No. I wouldn't know how.
The: You not telling someone something like that and living with the regret is a lot worse.

Peggy: [watching Zola confront Killmonger] Is that Arnim Zola?
Natasha: Hydra never died. It just mutated.
Thor: Well, that explains the stomach-face.

Thor: No one has to break anything.
Ultron,708: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony: He beat me by one second.

Thor: Hammer! Hammer!
Darcy: Yeah, we can tell you're hammered.

Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.

[a megalith appears to fight Thor]
Sif: All yours...
Thor: [walks up to the monster] Hello
[Monster roars]
Thor: I accept your surrender.
[Crowd howls with laughter. Thor smashes up the monster]
Thor: Anyone else?
[the Marauders all surrender]
Fandral: Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!

Thor: [about Frigga] You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki: Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?
Thor: What good were you in your cell?
Loki: Who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?
Thor: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL!
[pins Loki]
Thor: [lets go of Loki] She wouldn't want us to fight.
Loki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor: [smiles] I wish I could trust you.
Loki: [whispers] Trust my rage.

Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]

Assistant: Is this the attack tool? With it you open up a terminal, and that gives you a command line? That how you broke into the network and plussed-up the balances?
Nicholas: No. I use it to call Santa in the North Pole and tell him to do Christmas early this year.

[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...]
Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent] I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: What?
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor: Goodbye.
[Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent: [having heard Thor] "Goodbye?" I just got back.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
Rocket: Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?
Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?
[Thor walks away]
Rocket: [mutters] Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.

Agent: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane: Stolen!
Agent: Borrowed.
[Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
Agent: Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
Thor: [Pulling Jane close to his side] Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
Jane: Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent: Wait, we need to debrief you!

Thor: You think me strange?
Jane: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane: I'm not sure yet...

[Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor]
Thor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!
Loki: It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.
Thor: Exactly!
Loki: There's nothing you can do without defying Father.
[Thor looks at Loki]
Loki: No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!
Thor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
Loki: Thor, it's madness!

[from trailer]
Darcy: Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!
Thor: ...Thank you.

Captain: General, I'm the captain. This is my team. You speak to me, all right?
General: This is my country.
Captain: I understand that. You own the land, but we own the sky. You want our bombs, talk to me.

Captain: I expect you to share strategic information with us. Otherwise what the fuck are we doing here?
General: Your anger comes from your fear because you live in a place where life looks better than afterlife. That's not this place.

[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor: [copies Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki: [cheers] YES! That's what it feels like!
Loki: [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a big fan of the sport.

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Jed: When I was overseas we were the good guys. We enforced order. Well, now? We're the bad guys, and we create chaos.

Owen: Benjamin, what are you doing?
Benjamin: He's dead. Putting him overboard, sir.
Owen: Look at me. Look at me, Benjamin. No right-minded sailor discards what might yet save him.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!