Top 50 Quotes From Jeremy Strong

Kendall: Why is Greg here?
Roman Roy: I always find myself asking that question.

Irving: What did you say?
- Nothing.
Irving: What did you say you me? Nothing.
Irving: Huh? Nothing.
- Irving: What did you say to me? Paul: Nothing!
- Nothing, I promise.
- You made me break the goddamn door.

Irving: Ted, why don't you take your brother out.
- No, I want to stay.
- He shouldn't see him like this.
- I'm gonna stay.

- Stewart: You wanna game it?
Kendall: Sure.
- Deliver the letter, he calls emergency board...
- We go public, world blows up.

- Tom: Listen to your father.
- Let it go, man.
- Don't make no difference.
- Let it go.
Irving: Paul.
- I said come on.

Logan: It's my fucking company.
Kendall: Yeah you're right, it is your fucking company. And you know what? You're running it to the fucking ground.

Vinnie: How are you fucking us?
Jared: When you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out. I'm gonna make a fortune. The good news is Vinnie, you're not going to care cause you're gonna make so much money. That's what I get out of it. Wanna know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles, and ya - if this goes thru, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae Vinny. You get the sundae.
Vinnie: All right. I buy that. Thank you.

- Can you handle it?
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah, Dad, that's...
- ...really exciting.
Kendall: No, Rome. It's great.
- Okay, guys, eat up.
- This one's on me.

Peter: You don't know where, um--
Kendall: Sorry. that Logan is not gonna make it.
- You might have to just make do with me. Sorry.
- How about that?
- Darling.
- ♪ [HARMONIUM PLAYS]

- but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts.
Kendall: Are you just looking at golf courses?
- -[CHUCKLES]
- -Like golf porn.
- Am I allowed to take those soaps in the bathroom?
- Yeah. Fuck it, take it all.
- -[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- -[JENNIFER SIGHS]

Shiv: [Shiv has called a meeting of the siblings to decide what to do about Rhea] Not wanting to put a damper on Rhea's celebration or anything, but it's time we killed her, dead. Smash her skull with a rock.
Kendall: Okay
Connor: Nice. Way to ease us in, sis.
Roman Roy: We're there nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles.
Shiv: What I'm thinking is we just-we tell him direct. We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
Connor: Should I maybe take the floor? Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? Or does a woman from the outside actually make sense right now?
Shiv: All right, well-okay she got to you.
Connor: I'm fighting on two fronts and I may have to make a request to dad. No, okay, I'm just...
Shiv: This is bullshit, Ken?
Kendall: Well... I-I just-I think maybe you over played your hand.
Shiv: You're backing her too, rebounder? How'd she get to you? You think you'll be given another shot at some point? Doubt it, Ken. And Roman? You? No. She just thinks your a dipshit but maybe you can't see because you're too much of a fucking dipshit.
Roman Roy: Ah, well, I mean... oh fuck you. I know more about this company than any of you, dad and Gerry think so; they both care about management training.
Shiv: It's corporate daycare.
[Roman mimics it in a childish babble, then makes a fart noise]
Shiv: [They laugh] Don't laugh at that, that was not a good comeback. Good to know you're taking this serious.
Roman Roy: [He looks under a lampshade] I do.
Kendall: It's transparent. You know, Rhea's who dad wants. Clearly, so...
Roman Roy: [Roman hands her a card that says the word 'fart' on it] In case you want it in writing.
[She snatches it from him]
Connor: Full disclosure I'm starting to like her.
Shiv: [She throws it back at Roman] Aww, he likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake.
Connor: First pancake. Okay. Thank you.
[He stands]
Connor: You're a brat. And none of you have been through what I've been through, so just...
Roman Roy: Aw, my mommy got send to the booby hatch and now I'm sad.

- Look, I don't wanna get into it all right now because if it's bullshit,
- I'll just leave. [MURMURS]
- Can we be civil and not pull our guts out all over the table?
- SERVER: [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
Kendall: Sure.
- Uh-That-That--
- That one's for him.

Kendall: Thanks, Richard.
- Hey, dad.
- Hey.
Kendall: You shouldn't eat this shit.
- You're not the boss of me.

Kendall: Okay, where are we on office two?
- I wanna be operational by tomorrow.
- They're outside right now.
- Let's go.
- -KENDALL: IT's on their way?
- -JESS: Mm-hmm.
- They know where it's going, seventh floor, right?

- Uh-Laird has called me, so what's that?
Kendall: Oh.
Roman Roy: Shit.
- Ken? [SIGHS] Can we talk?
- Shiv, I'm not here.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey. You okay?

Kendall: Let's give him a drink.
Connor: Yeah, but not your usual stupid places. Somewhere fun and real. Away from the fancy dance. A real bar with chicks. And guys who work with their hands and grease, and sweat from their hands and have blood in their hair.
Roman Roy: I don't like these guys. They sound like a medical experiment gone wrong.

Irving: You don't get to call the shots around here.
- Okay? I call the shots.
- You understand me? You understand me? I call the shots.
- Things are gonna be different around here.
- And your friend's from hunger.
- You're not gonna talk to him anymore.
- I hate this family.

Alessandro: Do you wanna call your dad?
Kendall: Do I wanna call my dad? No, I don't wanna call my dad. Do you wanna call your dad?

- I'd be pleased to help you look.
- -KENDALL: Yeah.
- -SHIV: Hey, Ken.
- Listen, is she on the plane?
Kendall: Uh-huh.
- Okay, just...
- I think we've got a problem.
- Just be careful, okay?
- I think I got fucked.

- No, I mean...
- No, I don't want to. Do you?
- No. I don't want to. No.
- Do you?
Kendall: Did you get the bike?
- Yeah, your dad didn't want you to ride all alone, Ken.
- We got a guy.

Kendall: Sure.
- Uh-huh. Let's--
- Let's do it over an egg.
- Yeah. We'll feel better in the morning, and we can do it tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Sleep tight, sweet boy.

Kendall: Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fucking lawsuit.

Kendall: You're the one
- I want, Shiv.
- I want you.
- Sure, we should bring him in.
- Okay, Jess...
Jess: Okay.
Kendall: Show him up.
- Oh, uh, Lisa needs two minutes.

Kendall: [to Logan] I hate to say this because I love you. But you're kind of... evil.

- I'll take this one.
- ♪ [MUSIC FADES]
- Um, okay, you're-We're good.
Kendall: Just make sure the rabbit has water.
Jess: Yeah.
- ♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]

Mark: It's time to call bullshit.
Vinnie: Bullshit on what?
Mark: Every fucking thing.

Kendall: Is it real, Frank?
Frank: I don't know.
Kendall: My dad wanted me to take over?
Frank: Well, sometimes.
[Chuckles]
Frank: You know that, he did. Sometimes.
Kendall: He made me hate him, then he died. I feel like he didn't like me.
Frank: Oh.
Kendall: I disappointed him.
Frank: No. No. Come on. We think these grand horror things at times like these, these ice shelves are gonna come at us in the night and take our heads off. It's not true. He was an old bastard. And he loved you. He loved you.
Kendall: You think?
Frank: I think so.

Kendall: What is it?
- We were asked-There's, um, a gentleman here for you.
- For me? W--
- W-What is this?
- What do you mean?
- This came as an instruction to me, so could you just come with me please?

- Where do you wanna wait?
Shiv: Yeah. Of course.
Kendall: Okay. [SNIFFLES]

Shiv: It's not my fault he's got a sex thing.
- Was I too harsh?
Kendall: Are you kidding?
- He loves it. He-- he'll be out there, jerking off wearing my ex-wife's panties.
- ♪ [VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]
- Welcome to Sarajevo.
Marcia: Thank you.

Kendall: My dad wanted me to ask if there's any way through this, an asset swap or something else. An arrangement that leaves you happy and him in control?
Stewy: As you know our position is we're really after the whole thing.
Kendall: Then he wanted me to tell you that obviously our public line will be that we're considering the offer but it doesn't matter what you offer. He will never recommend this to the board. You're gonna bleed cash and he's gonna bleed cash. It will never end. And maybe you'll kill him but if you don't he will aim to kill you. He will go bankrupt or go to jail before he lets you beat him. He will beat you in the business and if that doesn't work he will send people around. He will send men to kill your pets and fuck your wives and it will never be over.
Sandy: Good, well let's move ahead with that process shall we?

Mark: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
Vinnie: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.

- Bob galpin is selling, and I knocked it out of the park, which is nice.
Kendall: Good for you, bro.
Roman Roy: Yeah.
- Guess I finally broke out of the cage.
- Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken?
- Abandon all hope ye who enter.

Art: You tell me, Virginia, when is it ever absolutely equal between partners anyway? Huh? Where you both feel exactly the same thing for each other at the same time, in the same amount? If I want to, why can't I love her more than she loves me? No man's ever loved you more than you've loved him?... What?
Virginia: Only all of them. It sounds like I'm bragging. I'm not. I'm really not. It's sad, actually.

Kendall: [to Roman] You're not a real person. OK? You're not a real person. You're not real.

Roman Roy: Dad made me COO.
Kendall: I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
Roman Roy: I think he was.
Kendall: You? The Chief Operating Officer?
Roman Roy: Yep.
Kendall: I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.

Kendall: Juice is loose, baby!

- Eggy pegs?
- She doin' eggy pegs?
Kendall: She's, um...
- She's sorry if she misses our departure.
- -She's got quite a lot to do.
- -Mm-hmm.
- Sure. Can happen.
- Yeah. Yeah, it can. Right.

- Just getting the demons out,
- I guess.
Kendall: Hey, you found the gift from my kids?
- Um, I don't believe so.
- No? Uh-huh. Well, uh--
- Okay. That's not good.
- Uh, will you give us a moment, please?
- They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it.

Kendall: Come on, Dad, what are you sorry for? Sorry for fucking ignoring Connor his whole life?
Connor: Bit strong.
Kendall: Hitting Roman when he was a kid?
Roman Roy: Oh no, I mean everyone hit me. I'm fucking annoying.
Kendall: For having Connor's mother locked up?
Connor: Can we not do a whole show trial here?
Shiv: What about advising Tom on my divorce? Yeah? I mean, that one... that took effort. That was above and beyond.
Logan: Tom asked me for advice and I recommended someone he could speak to. You were not around. If you'd been around, I'd have offered you the same advice but I can't help you if you won't see me.

Kendall: I love you, dad. I love you, I do. Okay? And it's Okay. Uh... even though you fucking... I don't know. I can't... I can't forgive you. But, uh... it's Okay. And I love you.

- Um, Ken? Excuse me, can we get a tissue, please?
- He needs a tissue.
- -[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- -PRODUCER: Just watch the shirt.
Kendall: Karolina,
- I can do this, okay?
- Karolina, I'm okay.
- Karolina, I'm okay.

Kendall: Nice.
- You get wolves here?
- Nope.
- No? Okay.
- Fucking wish.
- I never did meth.
- And I'm technically sober, so this is kind of an experiment.
- There we go.

Tom: So, does that mean we're able to... fuck here?
Roman Roy: Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it?
Kendall: No, not me. Business is my fucking.
Roman Roy: Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in.

Logan: Tell Sandy you're out. Tell Stewy the thing looks like shitshow. Go to the desert, dry yourself out. You have not been yourself.
Kendall: [tearfully] There's nothing... I don't, I don't think, um... I wasn't there, so...
Logan: This could be the defining moment of your life. It'd eat everything. A rich kid kills a boy, you'd never be anything else. Or, y'know, it could be what it should be: nothing at all. A sad, little detail at a lovely wedding where father and son are reconciled.
[Logan opens up his arms and Kendall breaks down sobbing]
Logan: [hugging Kendall] You're my boy. You're number one boy.

- Hey, Ken. [CLEARS THROAT] Ken?
Kendall: Yeah.
- Oh, fuck yeah! Okay.
- Uh, uh, uh...
- Can-can you figure this out?
- Oh, uh...
- Hi, everyone.
- Sorry to interrupt.
- We-we just need the room for a little bit, so, um... take a five, take a ten.
Kendall: Thank you, thank you, mental giants.

- Yabba-dabba-doo. So what?
Irving: Are you kidding me?
- He'll have dinner with kings if he plays his cards right.
Esther: I'm with you, Irving.
- This is a new chapter for you.
- New chapter.
Esther: You want more,
- Irving?
Irving: Yes, please.
- Aaron: You'll be okay, kid.

Roman Roy: It's like a private members club but for everyone. It is like clickbait in a way, but for, like, smart people.
Kendall: Right, and then we have the ethos of a nonprofit, but a path to crazy margins.

- Yeah?
- I just wanted to tell you that your dad actually already left, so...
Kendall: Oh, he did?
- Okay.
- Okay, um, I'll call the car.
- ♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

Vinnie: How come you don't hate this guy? He is everything you taught us not to trust.
Mark: I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self interest that I kind of respect him.