Top 50 Quotes From Jeremy Strong

Kendall: Why is Greg here?
Roman Roy: I always find myself asking that question.

Shiv: It's not my fault he's got a sex thing.
- Was I too harsh?
Kendall: Are you kidding?
- He loves it. He-- he'll be out there, jerking off wearing my ex-wife's panties.
- ♪ [VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]
- Welcome to Sarajevo.
Marcia: Thank you.

- Stewart: You wanna game it?
Kendall: Sure.
- Deliver the letter, he calls emergency board...
- We go public, world blows up.

Logan: It's my fucking company.
Kendall: Yeah you're right, it is your fucking company. And you know what? You're running it to the fucking ground.

Shiv: Man, you fucked my wedding in so many ways.
Kendall: Sorry. I'm sorry.

- Okay, let's go.
Kendall: Hey, Dad.
- Do you think I should maybe say something to them?
- No.

Vinnie: How are you fucking us?
Jared: When you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out. I'm gonna make a fortune. The good news is Vinnie, you're not going to care cause you're gonna make so much money. That's what I get out of it. Wanna know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles, and ya - if this goes thru, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae Vinny. You get the sundae.
Vinnie: All right. I buy that. Thank you.

Vinnie: How come you don't hate this guy? He is everything you taught us not to trust.
Mark: I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self interest that I kind of respect him.

- I have been incredibly unwell.
- Hmm.
Marcia: All right, everyone.
- Food is ready.
- Please.
Kendall: Mmm.

Kendall: Okay, where are we on office two?
- I wanna be operational by tomorrow.
- They're outside right now.
- Let's go.
- -KENDALL: IT's on their way?
- -JESS: Mm-hmm.
- They know where it's going, seventh floor, right?

Kendall: Right.
- Well, no, we can't do that, because that'll trigger the disclosure...

Kendall: Thanks, Richard.
- Hey, dad.
- Hey.
Kendall: You shouldn't eat this shit.
- You're not the boss of me.

- Yeah?
- I just wanted to tell you that your dad actually already left, so...
Kendall: Oh, he did?
- Okay.
- Okay, um, I'll call the car.
- ♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

Kendall: I'M THE ELDEST BOY!

- No, I mean...
- No, I don't want to. Do you?
- No. I don't want to. No.
- Do you?
Kendall: Did you get the bike?
- Yeah, your dad didn't want you to ride all alone, Ken.
- We got a guy.

Kendall: Nice.
- You get wolves here?
- Nope.
- No? Okay.
- Fucking wish.
- I never did meth.
- And I'm technically sober, so this is kind of an experiment.
- There we go.

Shiv: See, you can't be CEO. You can't, because you killed someone.
Kendall: W-which?
Shiv: What?
Roman Roy: What do you mean, which? You mean you've killed so many people, you forgot which one?

Kendall: You know, Hugo, life isn't nice. It's contingent. People who say they love you also fuck you. So this is an explicit plan to fuck the deal. Me, rule the world. And you can come. But it won't be a collaboration, OK? You'll be my dog. But the scraps from the table will be millions. Millions. Happy?
Hugo: Woof. Woof.

- Bob galpin is selling, and I knocked it out of the park, which is nice.
Kendall: Good for you, bro.
Roman Roy: Yeah.
- Guess I finally broke out of the cage.
- Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken?
- Abandon all hope ye who enter.

Frank: Ever hear of loyalty?
Kendall: Sure. Wasn't he one of the seven dwarves? No?
Frank: Oh...
Kendall: Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang?

Kendall: I wasn't about to get into a fucking big dick competition, okay?
Logan: I hear you bent for him.
Kendall: Wha... I what?
Logan: I hear you bent for him, and he fucked you.
Kendall: Well, no, actually.
Logan: You know, I know that you've read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what?
Kendall: What?
Logan: Sometimes, it is a big dick competition.

Shiv: [Shiv has called a meeting of the siblings to decide about Rhea] Not wanting to put a damper on Rhea's celebration or anything but it's time we killed her, dead. Smash her skull with a rock.
Kendall: Okay
Connor: Nice. Way to ease us in, sis.
Roman Roy: We're there nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles
Shiv: What I'm thinking is we just-we tell him direct. We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
Connor: Should I maybe take the floor? Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? Or does a woman from the outside actually make sense right now?
Shiv: All right, well-okay she got to you.
Connor: I'm fighting on two fronts and I may have to make a request to dad. No. Shiv, I'm just...
Shiv: This is bullshit. Ken?
Kendall: Well... I-I just-I think maybe you over played your hand.
Shiv: You're backing her too, rebounder? How'd she get to you? You think you'll be given another shot at some point? Doubt it, Ken. And Roman? You? No. She just thinks your a dipshit, but maybe it's because your too much of a fucking dipshit to realize it.
Roman Roy: Ah, well, I mean... oh fuck you. Dad, Gerry; they all care about me taking management training.
Shiv: It's corporate daycare.
[He mimics in a childish babble then makes a fart noise]
Shiv: [They laugh] Don't laugh, that was not a good comeback. Good to know you're taking this serious.
Roman Roy: [He looks under a lampshade] I do.
Kendall: It's transparent. You know, Rhea's who dad wants. Clearly, so...
Roman Roy: [Roman hands her a card that say the word 'fart' on it] In case you want it in writing.
[She snatches it from him]
Connor: Full disclosure I'm starting to like her.
Shiv: [She throws it back at Roman] Aww, he likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake.
Connor: First pancake. Okay, thank you.
[He stands]
Connor: You're a brat. And none of you have been through what I've been through, so just...
Roman Roy: Aw, my mommy got sent to the booby hatch and now I'm sad.
Connor: Fuck off.
[He leaves]
Kendall: I think you're being a little too emotional about this whole thing.
[He leaves]
Shiv: Oh, my fucking god. Are you throwing the emotional card on me? Fuck sake.
Roman Roy: I mean I was gonna mansplain it to you but I think he did a very good job.
[Roman leaves]

Kendall: Can I count on your vote for team future?
Stewy: I can promise you that I am Spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.

- Uh-Laird has called me, so what's that?
Kendall: Oh.
Roman Roy: Shit.
- Ken? [SIGHS] Can we talk?
- Shiv, I'm not here.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey. You okay?

Irving: Ted, why don't you take your brother out.
- No, I want to stay.
- He shouldn't see him like this.
- I'm gonna stay.

- is there a backchannel here?
- It might be nice to let
- Moscow know what
- Washington's thinking today.
- So we don't all stumble into Armageddon.
Kendall: Yeah, let's-- let's keep this channel open.
- Eagles Aerie out!

Kendall: Get your fuckin' hands off me.
- And what the fuck am I gonna do with you?
- I don't know, dad.
Logan: Jesus.
Kendall: Can I just get some stuff?
- No. No.
- Thank you.
- Okay.

Shiv: [Shiv has called a meeting of the siblings to decide what to do about Rhea] Not wanting to put a damper on Rhea's celebration or anything, but it's time we killed her, dead. Smash her skull with a rock.
Kendall: Okay
Connor: Nice. Way to ease us in, sis.
Roman Roy: We're there nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles.
Shiv: What I'm thinking is we just-we tell him direct. We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
Connor: Should I maybe take the floor? Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? Or does a woman from the outside actually make sense right now?
Shiv: All right, well-okay she got to you.
Connor: I'm fighting on two fronts and I may have to make a request to dad. No, okay, I'm just...
Shiv: This is bullshit, Ken?
Kendall: Well... I-I just-I think maybe you over played your hand.
Shiv: You're backing her too, rebounder? How'd she get to you? You think you'll be given another shot at some point? Doubt it, Ken. And Roman? You? No. She just thinks your a dipshit but maybe you can't see because you're too much of a fucking dipshit.
Roman Roy: Ah, well, I mean... oh fuck you. I know more about this company than any of you, dad and Gerry think so; they both care about management training.
Shiv: It's corporate daycare.
[Roman mimics it in a childish babble, then makes a fart noise]
Shiv: [They laugh] Don't laugh at that, that was not a good comeback. Good to know you're taking this serious.
Roman Roy: [He looks under a lampshade] I do.
Kendall: It's transparent. You know, Rhea's who dad wants. Clearly, so...
Roman Roy: [Roman hands her a card that says the word 'fart' on it] In case you want it in writing.
[She snatches it from him]
Connor: Full disclosure I'm starting to like her.
Shiv: [She throws it back at Roman] Aww, he likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake.
Connor: First pancake. Okay. Thank you.
[He stands]
Connor: You're a brat. And none of you have been through what I've been through, so just...
Roman Roy: Aw, my mommy got send to the booby hatch and now I'm sad.

Roman Roy: Dad made me COO.
Kendall: I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
Roman Roy: I think he was.
Kendall: You? The Chief Operating Officer?
Roman Roy: Yep.
Kendall: I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.

- I'd be pleased to help you look.
- -KENDALL: Yeah.
- -SHIV: Hey, Ken.
- Listen, is she on the plane?
Kendall: Uh-huh.
- Okay, just...
- I think we've got a problem.
- Just be careful, okay?
- I think I got fucked.

- Hey, Ken. [CLEARS THROAT] Ken?
Kendall: Yeah.
- Oh, fuck yeah! Okay.
- Uh, uh, uh...
- Can-can you figure this out?
- Oh, uh...
- Hi, everyone.
- Sorry to interrupt.
- We-we just need the room for a little bit, so, um... take a five, take a ten.
Kendall: Thank you, thank you, mental giants.

Vinnie: But wait, you *are* the bank, I mean, you work for the bank. I bet your margins are pretty nice and fat.
Jared: Let's not talk about my margins by the way. Being nice and fat... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?

Kendall: Is it real, Frank?
Frank: I don't know.
Kendall: My dad wanted me to take over?
Frank: Well, sometimes.
[Chuckles]
Frank: You know that, he did. Sometimes.
Kendall: He made me hate him, then he died. I feel like he didn't like me.
Frank: Oh.
Kendall: I disappointed him.
Frank: No. No. Come on. We think these grand horror things at times like these, these ice shelves are gonna come at us in the night and take our heads off. It's not true. He was an old bastard. And he loved you. He loved you.
Kendall: You think?
Frank: I think so.

- but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts.
Kendall: Are you just looking at golf courses?
- -[CHUCKLES]
- -Like golf porn.
- Am I allowed to take those soaps in the bathroom?
- Yeah. Fuck it, take it all.
- -[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- -[JENNIFER SIGHS]

Art: You tell me, Virginia, when is it ever absolutely equal between partners anyway? Huh? Where you both feel exactly the same thing for each other at the same time, in the same amount? If I want to, why can't I love her more than she loves me? No man's ever loved you more than you've loved him?... What?
Virginia: Only all of them. It sounds like I'm bragging. I'm not. I'm really not. It's sad, actually.

- Tom: Listen to your father.
- Let it go, man.
- Don't make no difference.
- Let it go.
Irving: Paul.
- I said come on.

Kendall: You're the one
- I want, Shiv.
- I want you.
- Sure, we should bring him in.
- Okay, Jess...
Jess: Okay.
Kendall: Show him up.
- Oh, uh, Lisa needs two minutes.

Irving: You don't get to call the shots around here.
- Okay? I call the shots.
- You understand me? You understand me? I call the shots.
- Things are gonna be different around here.
- And your friend's from hunger.
- You're not gonna talk to him anymore.
- I hate this family.

- Can you handle it?
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah, Dad, that's...
- ...really exciting.
Kendall: No, Rome. It's great.
- Okay, guys, eat up.
- This one's on me.

- Eggy pegs?
- She doin' eggy pegs?
Kendall: She's, um...
- She's sorry if she misses our departure.
- -She's got quite a lot to do.
- -Mm-hmm.
- Sure. Can happen.
- Yeah. Yeah, it can. Right.

Kendall: [crying] It's fucking lonely. I'm all apart.

- Ma? Ma, wait.
- Ma? Ma!
Esther: Irving?
- Irving? Please don't.
Esther: I need to talk to you.
Irving: What?

Kendall: Did you bring...?
[about cocaine]
Greg: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Kendall: Great.
Kendall: Did this come from Coach?
Greg: Ah, he's out of town, but that is from another source.
Kendall: Eww, dude... where did you get this?
Greg: It's from a connection. In the park.
Kendall: Park coke? I'm doing parth coke? Are you fucking kidding me? That is just perfect... I'll be lucky if I have any fucking nostrils left after his. If my septum falls out, I'm gonna make you eat my septum.
Greg: This guy's got the good shit. How is it? Is it not...
Kendall: Thats the worst coke I've ever had.
Greg: No, dude... Dude, I'm so sorry. Like, he promised me.
Kendall: He promised you?
Greg: I swear. Do you want me to take it back?
Greg: Yeah, take it back for a refund, Greg. Did you keep the receipt? Go take it back for a refund.

- Yabba-dabba-doo. So what?
Irving: Are you kidding me?
- He'll have dinner with kings if he plays his cards right.
Esther: I'm with you, Irving.
- This is a new chapter for you.
- New chapter.
Esther: You want more,
- Irving?
Irving: Yes, please.
- Aaron: You'll be okay, kid.

Kendall: But maybe you wouldn't stay his favorite if you gave away the firm.
- Look, we need a statement by 6:30.
- So you just have to think, like, bullshit aside, who do you think, really, dad would prefer?

- I'll take this one.
- ♪ [MUSIC FADES]
- Um, okay, you're-We're good.
Kendall: Just make sure the rabbit has water.
Jess: Yeah.
- ♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]

Peter: You don't know where, um--
Kendall: Sorry. that Logan is not gonna make it.
- You might have to just make do with me. Sorry.
- How about that?
- Darling.
- ♪ [HARMONIUM PLAYS]

Kendall: Kendal Roy : Some People just can't cut a deal, Fikret.

Frank: You sure it was him?
Kendall: You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
Gerri: Maybe someone spilled something.
Kendall: Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
Roman Roy: This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
Kendall: Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
Gerri: What do you want me to say?
Roman Roy: Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
Kendall: He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?

Shiv: I mean, we have options.
Kendall: Sure... You could all ask for morphine, so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world where the orchids dance and the company is run by a magical fucking unicorn!