The Best Stewy Hosseini Quotes

Stewy: This is a family business... but the family is fucked and it's hurting the stock.

Kendall: My dad wanted me to ask if there's any way through this, an asset swap or something else. An arrangement that leaves you happy and him in control?
Stewy: As you know our position is we're really after the whole thing.
Kendall: Then he wanted me to tell you that obviously our public line will be that we're considering the offer but it doesn't matter what you offer. He will never recommend this to the board. You're gonna bleed cash and he's gonna bleed cash. It will never end. And maybe you'll kill him but if you don't he will aim to kill you. He will go bankrupt or go to jail before he lets you beat him. He will beat you in the business and if that doesn't work he will send people around. He will send men to kill your pets and fuck your wives and it will never be over.
Sandy: Good, well let's move ahead with that process shall we?

Kendall: Can I count on your vote for team future?
Stewy: I can promise you that I am Spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.