The Best Lorna Huebner Quotes

Lorna: Your Honor, my father's dying words were, "No matter what, don't make me go with Arlene."
Arlene: Why, you lying...!
Harry: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dying words? Is Dad dead?
Dan: As a kipper on a cracker!
[shocked looks]
Dan: I'm sorry to say.
Harry: Well, the way you were just talking about him, I kind of got the impression that he was, you know, here.
Bull: He is, Your Honor.
[Bull holds up a small urn and places it on Harry's desk]
Bull: This is Mr. Hubner.
Harry: Gee, he's a lot shorter than I pictured.