The Best Lost, Season 1, Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: What separates us from these savage Yanks if we cannot drink tea?

Shannon: [after Hurley informs her Claire has been attacked] What? I am so not moving to the rape caves!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- It's Charlie! It's Charlie!
- Wait, wait, wait a minute!
- It's ok! It's ok.
- It's all right.
- You were dreaming.
- You were sleepwalking. All right?
- Claire, what happened?

- You ok? yeah, yeah, he just kicked.
- Here.

- was that no one else raise your baby, right?
- Maybe he knew.
- I mean, if you wanted it bad enough...
- You know, if he had the gift, and I believe some people do...
- Maybe he knew, Claire.

Charlie: [smiles] Birthing emergency averted. I told you I'd take care of you.
Claire: Thanks, Charlie.
Charlie: You're quite welcome. You think you can make it back to the caves? I won't let anything happen to you.

- What?
- I didn't eat all the chips.
- There's another bag.
- Claire? I can't do this.
- Do what? Did you have a bad day?
- This isn't working.
- Come on, you knew that.
- I what?

Charlie: If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby.

Charlie: Is that another one? Okay, we need to time the contractions, that's what you do, time the contractions. Okay.
[counting]
Charlie: One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy...
Claire: Charlie!
Charlie: [panicking] You just need to calm down, alright? Big deep breaths.
[he starts taking really deep breaths]
Charlie: Oh, bloody hell.
Claire: Charlie, I need you to get Jack!
Charlie: What?
Claire: I'll be alright.
Charlie: What? I'm not leaving you alone, I can deliver a baby. I can do this! This must happen all the time!
Claire: Charlie, you don't know how to...
Charlie: Wait, no, listen to me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing, but I'll figure it out. If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby.
Claire: [looks at him funny]
Charlie: Let me explain.
[pauses]
Charlie: I'm a drug addict. I was a drug addict. I'm clean now.
Claire: Get Jack!
Charlie: Right.

- That's sweet, but...
- This isn't what we want. maybe it is.
- You know?
- This could be like...
- I don't know.
- It could be, like, the best thing ever.
- You'd really want to try?

- Ok. Great. Thanks fortaking my 200.
- Look, take it. Miss Littleton,
- I am begging you just to consider...
- I can't raise this child by myself. you have to listen to me!
- Thanks for your time and my money back!
- The baby needs your protection!
- Miss Littleton! Please!

Boone: [when Hurley was taking the census] Why the interrogation?
Hurley: You're, like, the 20th person to ask me that. Why's everyone so uptight about answering a few questions?
Boone: Well, maybe we're just not cool with you setting up your own little Patriot Act.
Shannon: He's a liberal.

- Thank god! What's your name?
- Ethan. Are you all right?
- Go to the caves.
- Run to the caves. Get Jack.
- Tell him Claire...
- Claire. She ok?
- She's having the baby. Go fast, ok?
- I'll be with her, on the path there. Go!

- Do you know catch a falling star?
- It's a song, like a lullaby.
- "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket."
- My dad used to sing that to me when I was little.
- Do you think you could sing it to the baby once in a while?
- Of course.

- So when did you find out?
- What? about the baby.

- They're not sleeping...
- Look, it's a very mild sedative.
- I'm leaving. what? No! Claire. Claire...
- It was safe at the beach.
- It's not safe here.
- Don't do this. Think about the baby. don't talk to me about the baby.
- I'm sick of everyone telling me what to do. Let go of me.
- What did you say to her?

- What's happening? you know what's happening.
- But I don't understand. Why...? he was your responsibility, but you gave him away, Claire.
- Everyone pays the price now.

- So you're giving me $6,000 to give my baby to a couple of strangers in Los Angeles?
- $12,000. The other six when you arrive in Los Angeles.
- And they're not strangers, Claire.
- They're good people.
- A psychic?
- I know. It's embarrassing.
- And after everything, he was just full of it.

- I can't go tomorrow. I have to get my...
- It has to be this flight.
- It can't be any other.
- They're already scheduled to meet you when you arrive. Flight 815.
- Flight 815.

Charlie: [referring to the psychic possibly knowing about the crash] Maybe he knew, Claire. I mean, if he had the gift, which I believe some people do, maybe he knew.
Claire: There was no couple in L.A... He knew... He knew the plane was going to crash.

- There was no couple in Los Angeles.
- He knew.
- He knew about the plane, what was gonna happen...
- Oh, my god, he knew.

- Sayid.
- Listen to me.
- I found her, the frenchwoman.
- I need some water.
- What happened? the woman on the island...
- I had to come back. I had to come back.

- You all right?
- Don't worry.
- If you want to close your eyes,
- I'll be here all night.
- I won't let anyone get to you.
- I won't leave you, Claire.
- Promise.

- I'm... I'm sorry.
- I can't do this. what? No! No!
- Ok, what is it? What's your offer?

Charlie: [counting] One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy...

- French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear French!
- Does anyone speak French? she does.
- "I'm alone now.
- On the island alone.
- Please, someone come.
- The others, they're...
- They're dead.

Thomas: [about a pregnancy test] Okay, first of all, these tests are not always accurate.
Claire: Thomas...
Thomas: No, no. My uncle, you know? We thought he had testicular cancer, you remember that?
Claire: He did! He's dead!

- Sayid would be proud.
- He's been gone for almost a week.
- Something tells me he'll be ok.
- So, what are you doing this far from the caves?
- Bringing water down. Bringing fish back.
- Claire's gonna have the baby soon.

- Where are you going? back to the beach.
- Well, what happened? Did Jack...?
- Jack tried to dope me.
- He thinks I'm making all this up, that none of it really happened.
- Right. So, to prove your sanity, you go tromping through the jungle alone. Well done.
- I'm not crazy, Charlie.

- No, no, no. I saw something, sort of a blurry thing.
- And blurry's bad?
- Blurry's bad.
- That's why I stopped the reading.
- Are you sure you want to go on now?
- Yes, please.

Charlie: [sees Claire writing in her diary] Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire.

- Yes?
- Mr. Malkin, we met before?
- Yes, I remember. you wouldn't give me a reading.
- I was hoping you would now.
- If you're a psychic, why do you have to count it?
- That's not how it works.
- I was just joking.

- So... how does it work?
- I don't know.

- I can deliver a baby. I can do this. please, go!
- You don't know how to... listen.
- I might not know what I'm doing, but I'll figure it out.
- If I can kick drugs,
- I can deliver a baby.
- Let me explain. I'm a drug addict.
- I was a drug addict. I'm clean now.
- Get Jack! right.

- I thought you were into this, all your astrology stuff.
- Yeah, I know, but I don't need somebody telling me what's gonna happen or how to live my life.
- It's not about what you need.
- It's about what's fun.
- So unless you have another excuse...
- I'll need your hands for this.

Charlie: Right... So, to prove your sanity, you go tromping through the jungle. Alone. Well done.
Claire: I'm not crazy, Charlie.

- The point is, we got to find out who everyone is.
- You want to start a census? a registry.
- Names, what people look like, who's related to who.
- We lay down the law, people will stop attacking each other.
- Seems like someone's punched or stabbed every other day.
- We got to find out who did this to her.

- It's not working.
- Here.

- You don't think
- I've seen what you've done?
- Excuse me? you were supposed to be on the pill.
- You think I got pregnant on purpose?
- I don't even care.
- Or that this was some kind of plan?
- You are out of your mind!
- It's over, Claire! no, it's not over!
- I'm out of here.
- Thomas!

Charlie: Hmm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. 'Course I don't wake up screaming.

- I can't... I can't...
- What were you gonna...?
- What did you see?
- I'm not doing this reading. no, you were gonna say something.
- You'll have to leave. Now.
- Thanks, thanks very much.
- What a freak.

- I could be your friend.
- We don't have to do each other's hair or anything.
- I just mean that, you know, if you needed someone to talk to about anything,
- I'm here.
- Charlie...

- Yeah, she's a little shook up, but...
- I am not moving to the rape caves.
- Your life would be much easier if you just had the manifest.
- We crossed out names of the dead after we burned the fuselage, so should be a full roster of the rest of us.
- What? Really? Who has it?
- Who do you think?

- I can't stay here. there's nowhere to go.
- Someone has to walk the shore and map the island, see what else there is.
- I hope we meet again.