The Best God Quotes

God: I hereby grant you my powers to change all of womankind. Beginning now.
[Snaps his fingers]
Jim: That's it? That's your thing, you just snap?
God: Just remember, you change one woman, you change them all. Forever.
Jim: [laughs] Giant boobs on all of them!
Ruby: [Ruby and Gracie come downstairs, with giant boobs. They get their school bags, and leave] Bye daddy!
Jim: [Shocked] Do-over! I get a do-over!