The Best Manacek Quotes

Manacek: Sorry, I can only solve impossible crimes if I'm seducing an amazing woman. It's my process.

Manacek: A blue-collar Joe suddenly likes modern art? That story and two bits will get you a cup of coffee.
Lisa: What year do you think it is?
Manacek: Hey, who's the shamus here?

Manacek: Your family's story of how you fell in love with that painting did prove your innocence.
Homer: How?
Manacek: By providing one crucial fact: you're too dumb to steal anything.

Chief: I don't mind telling you, Manacek: I hope you fall flat on your face!
Manacek: [chuckling] Oh. I hope not. My mother's rather fond of it.
Chief: Damn your wit!

Manacek: Ah, Clancy. You're looking well... fed.
Chief: See? He deliberately put that pause between those two words!
Manacek: Maybe I did, and maybe I... didn't.
Chief: Well, two can play at that... pause!