The Best Mary Spuckler Quotes

Mary: Tell me some news about Springfield.
Bart: Well, they let Sideshow Bob out again.
[Sideshow Bob sneaks up behind Bart, brandishing a knife; he is hit by a train]
Bart: Huh. I didn't know they still ran those trains.

Mary: Bart, if any girl wants to change you, let her, because you have a lot of problems. But mostly you're great.