The Best M*A*S*H, Season 2, Episode 22 Quotes

Frank: Individuality is fine, as long as we all do it together.

Pvt. George Weston: Actually, Doc, there were two guys in my unit who got beaten up. One colored... and one homosexual.
Captain: So you're a Negro. Who'd have guessed?

Frank: I don't have to take this kind of abuse!
Hawkeye: Oh yes you do, Frank. You invite abuse. It would be impolite not to accept it.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: [examining Lt. Col. Blake's ear] Wow!
Lt. Col. Henry Blake: What? What is it? What do you see?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: I can't describe it... it's almost like a little Nativity scene...!