The Best Mike Ogletree Quotes

Mike: What kind of vitamins are you doin'?
Officer: Doin'? Well I did Wilma this morning, thinking about doing Fred or Dino tomorrow.

Officer: What colleges?
Mike: Arizona, UCLA, maybe State.
Officer: Pac-10, sissies and wieners, I thought you were serious.
Mike: So what do you consider a big school, hot shot?
Officer: Big 8, big guy.
Mike: Yeah? So what's your bench, big guy?
Officer: ...210.
Mike: With your baby fat? This I gotta see.