The Best Mr. Duncan Quotes

Mr. E.F. Duncan,: You see that tree there? Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, I'm gonna let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you.
Kevin: For free?
Mr. E.F. Duncan,: Oh, yes. Oh, and may I make a suggestion? Take the turtle doves.
Kevin: I can have two?
Mr. E.F. Duncan,: Well, two turtle doves. I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love. And as long as each of you has your turtle dove, you'll be friends forever.
Kevin: Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song.
Mr. E.F. Duncan,: They are. And for that very special reason.