The Best Newscaster Quotes

Will: [while on the news] Yeah, we done it. Word to Big Bird. We fIicked eight Benzitos, 15 Jags, and a Maserati! But I didn't Iike the uphoIstery so I took it back, Jack!
Newscaster: [to Carlton] Do you have anything to say?
Carlton: [in a whiny voice] Dad!