The Best Lisa Wilkes Quotes

[observing the fight with their partners]
Louise: That is so juvenile!
Lisa: I know, and I have never seen anything so STUPID!
Louise: You calling my husband stupid? Honey, the only thing stupid here is your big-eared boyfriend, he looks like a car coming down the road with both doors open!
Lisa: Okay, WEEZY, it's on now!
Louise: All right, sister, bring it on!
[start their own fight]

[Will, wearing a fat suit, is spying on Lisa]
Lisa: Will? Is that you?
Will: Well it ain't Fat Albert.

[Will just cancelled his "Shaft" wedding with Lisa]
Will: Look, Lisa, I want to marry you, but definitely not like this.
Lisa: Right on.
Will: Oh, by the way, dude, your Isaac Hayes impression stinks.
Isaac: Oh, I don't know. I thought it was pretty good.

Philip: Hi kids.
Lisa: Hi Mr. Banks. Would you like to join us for dinner?
Philip: As lovely as that stinks, uh smells, I'll pass.