100 Best Thor Quotes

- Oh, my god. Is he okay?
- He's fine. Not injured at all.
- I'm sorry, my friend.
- What happened?
- We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud.
- Put him on the bed.

- You and I can end this here and now, before there's further bloodshed.
- We are beyond diplomacy now, allfather.
- He'll get what he came for.
- War and death.
- So be it.

Thor: [fighting hospital interns] You are no match for the mighty...
[an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly]

- Because he is my king and I am sworn to obey him.
- He was your king and you're sworn to obey me now.
- Yes?
- Yes.
- Then you will open the Bifrost to no one until I have repaired the damage that my brother has done.

- Keep it distracted.
- For asgard!

[after hitting Thor with her car... again]
Jane: WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.

- I just care about her.
- I've seen the way she looks at you.
- I swear to you, I mean her no harm.
- Good.
- In that case, I'll buy you another round, and you leave town tonight.
- Two boilermakers.

- or as a tool to build.
- "Tis a fit companion for a king.
- I have defended asgard and the lives of the innocent across the nine realms from the time of the great beginning.
- Though the day has come...

Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

- Well, he is! Or he was.
- He switched careers and became a physicist.
- A brilliant physicist.
- He's a wonderful man.
- He's a man in pain.
- Donny, Donny, Donny!
- There you are. You're gonna be all right.
- I'm taking you home now.

- Southwest airlines, flight 5434.
- Reroute it like all the others.
- Hold a sec.
- We've got something outside the fence,
- West Side.
- Delancey, Jackson.
- West Side perimeter. Go check it out.
- There it is.

Thor: You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?
Darcy: [frightened, pulls out a taser] New Mexico?
Thor: You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?
[Darcy tasers him]
Darcy: [to Jane] What? He was freaking me out!

[last lines]
Thor: So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles] Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.

- I'm ready, father.
- Soaml I.
- Only one of you can ascend to the throne.
- But both of you were born to be kings.
- Oh, please.

Thor: Hammer! Hammer!
Darcy: Yeah, we can tell you're hammered.

- He's talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost.
- It's the stories I grew up with as a child.
- I'm just going to drive him. That's it.
- He's dangerous, Jane.
- I'm sorry, but I can't take you.
- Then this is where we say goodbye.

- Heimdall!
- Open the bridge!

- Jane foster,
- Erik selvig,
- Darcy, farewell.
- All right.
- Back to work.

[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane: Put him on the bed.
Erik: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

- What the hell was that?
- I don't know, sir.
- We got massive energy readings out of nowhere and then they just disappeared.
- Fifteen miles due northwest.
- Let's go take a look.

- What are you doing?
- If you destroy the bridge, you'll never see her again!
- Forgive me, Jane.

- See, this is the star alignment for our quadrant this time of year, and unless ursa minor decided to take a day off, these are someone else's constellations.
- Hey! Check this out.
- No, it can't be.
- I think I left something at the hospital.

- Better call it, Coulson,
- 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.
- Last chance, sir.
- Wait. I want to see this.

Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

- Father has fallen into the odinsleep.
- Mother fears he may never awaken again.
- We would speak with her.
- She has refused to leave my father's bedside.
- You can bring your urgent matter to me.
- Your king.

[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...]
Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent] I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: What?
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor: Goodbye.
[Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent: [having heard Thor] "Goodbye?" I just got back.

Jane: So is this how you normally look?
Thor: More or less.
Jane: It's a good look!

Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]

- I got it, I got it.
- Come on, kick it in now!
- Did it work?

[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.

Clint: You better call it Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.

- Stop!
- Am I cursed?
- No.
- What am I?
- You're my son.

- It's said you can still hear and see what transpires around you.
- I hope it's true, so that you may know your death came at the hand of laufey.

Thor: [to a doctor who put an IV on him] How dare you attack the son of Odin!

- I'm on the verge of understanding something extraordinary.
- And everything I know about this phenomenon is either in this lab or in this book.
- And you can't just take this away... hey!
- Jane! Easy! Easy. Jane...
- Thank you for your cooperation.

Agent: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent: Call it in.
Agent: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.

- Threatening to plunge the mortal world into a new ice age.
- But humanity would not face this threat alone.

Odin: Once, mankind accepted a simple truth: that they were not alone in this universe. Some worlds man believed home to their Gods. Others they knew to fear. From around the cold and darkness came the Frost Giants, threatening to plunge the mortal world into a new ice age. But humanity would not face this threat alone. Our armies drove the Frost Giants back into the heart of their own world. The cost was great. In the end, their king fell, and the source of their power was taken from them. With the last great war ended, we withdrew from the other worlds and returned home at the Realm Eternal, Asgard. And here we remain as the beacon of hope, shining out across the stars. And though we have fallen into man's myths and legends, it was Asgard and its warriors that brought peace to the universe.
[looks at his children]
Odin: But the day will come, when one of you will have to defend that peace...

[from trailer]
Jane: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...
[Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology]
Thor: ...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

- Good with patients and bad with relationships.
- They're the only clothes I had that would fit you.
- They will suffice.
- You're welcome.
- This mortal form has grown weak.
- I need sustenance.

Darcy: [On seeing Thor, who's been hit by their car, lying on the ground] Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!

Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Loki: What?
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you from the truth...
Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: [unwell] No! No!
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
[an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!

[Thor receives Mjolnir]
Jane: Oh... my... God.

- You'll see soon enough.
- You promised me answers.
- What you seek, it's a bridge.
- Like an Einstein-rosen bridge?
- More like a rainbow bridge.
- God, I hope you're not crazy.

- We will accept your most gracious offer.
- Come on, brother.
- Run back home, little Princess.
- Damn.
- Next?

- I could have done it, father!
- I could have done it!
- For you!
- For all of us!
- No, loki.

Loki: Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!
[Thor smashes the Bifrost]
Loki: What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor: Forgive me, Jane!

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki] FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

- Loki, no.
- No!
- No.
- It's gone.

Agent: [staring at The Destroyer] Is that one of Stark's?
Agent: I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.

- Is 117?
- Is 117?
- Come on. What happened to you on earth that turned you so soft?
- Don't tell me it was that woman.
- It was!
- Well, maybe, when we're finished here,
- I'll pay her a visit myself!

- Where are they?
- Hiding, as cowards always do.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye?
- I just got back.

- I think that was legally your fault.
- Get the first aid kit.
- Do me a favour and don't be dead.
- Please.
- Where did he come from?

- But I can help get these people to safety.
- Well, if you're staying, then so am I.
- We'll need some time.
- You'll have it!
- Okay, move it, people!
- Everybody out! Use the back door.
- Go, hurry! You can eat later.

- I have the particle detectors!
- Darcy, do you have the s.H.I.Le.L.D.
- Satellite codes?
- Yeah. Have you seen my taser?
- How is she?
- In the car. Come on, Jane!
- She searches for you.

Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
[Thor gets mad]

- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
- Base to team 2, we've got activity outside the town.
- Stay on your target.
- Ensure my brother does not return.
- Destroy everything.

Darcy: I am not dying for 6 college credits!

- So, the nine realms.
- Now, there is midgard, which is earth.
- This is alfheim.
- Vanaheim. Jotunheim.
- And asgard.
- And that's where I come from.

- Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.
- Come on.
- We need to fall back. Come on.
- Come on.
- Wait!
- What's he doing?

- Once, mankind accepted a simple truth, that they were not alone in this universe.
- Some worlds man believed to be home to their gods.
- Others, they knew to fear.
- From a realm of cold and darkness came the frost giants,

- how you sent the destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me?
- What?
- Why, it must have been enforcing father's last command.
- You're a talented liar, brother.
- Always have been.
- It's good to have you back.
- Now if you'll excuse me,
- I have to destroy Jotunheim.

- coming off that thing.
- Systems are barely coping.
- Barton? Talk to me.
- You want me to slow him down, sir?
- Or are you sending in more guys for him to beat up?
- I'll let you know.

- I think that was legally your fault.
- Get the first aid kit.
- Do me a favour and don't be dead.
- Does he need cpr?
- Because I totally know cpr.

- that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
- I did.
- True, but I supported you, sif.
- My friends, we're going to Jotunheim.

- Couldn't you just leave the bridge open for us?
- To leave the bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim with you upon it.
- I have no plans to die today.
- None do.

- You've come a long way to die, asgardians.
- I am Thor odinson!
- We know who you are.
- How did your people get into asgard?

[after credits]
[Dr Selvig wanders around an underground base]
Nick: [greeting him] Dr. Selvig.
Erik: So, you're the man behind all this? It's quite a labyrinth. I was thinking that you had taken me down here to kill me.
Nick: I've been hearing about the New Mexico situation. Your work has impressed a lot of people who are much smarter than I am.
Erik: I had a lot to work with: the Foster theory, a gateway to another dimension... it's unprecedented...
[Fury doesn't respond]
Erik: ...isn't it?
Nick: Legend tells us one thing; history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.
[Fury opens a suitcase, which contains a small cube]
Erik: What is it?
Nick: Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.
[Loki is seen in a reflection, smiling]
Loki: [whispers to Selvig] Well, I guess that's worth a look.
Erik: Well, I guess that's worth a look.

- Heimdall!
- He doesn't answer.
- Then we are stranded.
- Heimdall!
- If you can hear me, we need you now!
- Heimdall! We need you now!
- Heimdall!

[from trailer]
Darcy: [staring at Thor] You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.

Loki: [about Odin] So why did he lie?
Frigga: He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different. You are our son, Loki, and we your family.

- Thor!
- Brother, please.
- Enough!

- I must go back to asgard, but I give you my word,
- I will return for you.
- Deal?
- Deal.
- Get him to the healing room!
- Leave my brother to me.

Jane: [about the mythology book] Where'd you find this?
Erik: The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative.
Erik: I'm talking about science, not magic.
Jane: Well, "magic's just science we don't understand yet." Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik: Who wrote science-fiction.
Jane: A precursor to science fact!
Erik: In some cases, yeah.
Jane: Well, if there's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!
Erik: Oh, Jane.
Darcy: A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshiped them as deities.
Jane: Yes! Yes, exactly. Thank you.

Odin: [enchants Mjolnir] Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
[hurls Mjolnir after Thor]

- Thor, stop and think.
- Look around you, we're outnumbered.
- Know your place, brother.
- You know not what your actions would unleash.
- I do.
- Go now, while I still allow it.

- Hi.
- Just taking a little blood.
- How dare you attack the son of Odin?
- I need some help!
- Call security!
- Security to er 3, stat!

[Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor]
Thor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!
Loki: It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.
Thor: Exactly!
Loki: There's nothing you can do without defying Father.
[Thor looks at Loki]
Loki: No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!
Thor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
Loki: Thor, it's madness!

- Heimdall, may we pass?
- Never has an enemy slipped my watch until this day.
- I wish to know how that happened.
- Then tell no one where we have gone until we've returned.
- Understand?
- What happened?
- Silver tongue turn to lead?

- Hi, Erik, it's me. Don't worry, I'm fine, but just in case you don't hear from me in the next hour, just come by the crater site and try and find me, okay?
- I did exactly what you told me not to.
- I'm sorry.
- So sorry. Bye.
- Bravo quadrant, move!

- New Mexico?
- You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?
- What? He was freaking me out!
- Next time you decide to taser somebody, make sure he's already in the car, okay?
- Jane! Come on.

Thor: Why have you done this?
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!

Clint: Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.

- It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.
- Look how far they got!
- We will find the breach in our defences and it will be sealed.
- As king of asgard...
- But you're not king!
- Not yet.

- whatever I have done to lead you to do this,
- I am truly sorry.
- But these people are innocent.
- Taking their lives will gain you nothing.
- So take mine and end this.

Agent: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane: Stolen!
Agent: Borrowed.
[Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
Agent: Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
Thor: [Pulling Jane close to his side] Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
Jane: Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent: Wait, we need to debrief you!

- Yes.
- Good.
- So you'll help us?
- I am bound by honour to our king.
- I cannot open the bridge to you.
- Complicated fellow, isn't he?
- Now what do we do?
- Look!

Thor: You think me strange?
Jane: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane: I'm not sure yet...

Sif: Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?
[Loki walks off]
Sif: He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely!

- We're spiking.
- Levels increase!
- Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
- Janel no. No. No!
- Come!

Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...

- Of course, you can have your equipment back.
- You're gonna need it to continue your research.
- Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
- Sure.
- Wait, I need to debrief you!
- Welcome to asgard.

- Delancey, Jackson. Report.
- Agent down.
- We've got a perimeter breach.

- Because I'm the monster parents tell their children about at night?
- No, no.
- You know, it all makes sense now!
- Why you favoured Thor all these years!
- Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a frost giant sitting on the throne of asgard!

- When I'm king,
- I'll hunt the monsters down and slay them all!
- Just as you did, father.
- A wise king never seeks out war.
- But he must always be ready for it.

Loki: I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

Jane: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik: What about the backups?
Jane: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.

[Thor approaches the Destroyer]
Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.