The Best Jane Foster Quotes

[after hitting Thor with her car... again]
Jane: WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.

Odin: She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!
Jane: Did he just...?
[outraged]
Jane: Who do you think you are?
Odin: I am Odin. King of Asgard. Protector of the Nine Realms.
Jane: [chastened] Oh. Well I'm...
Odin: I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.
Jane: [to Thor] You told your dad about me?

Jane: [after going through the Bifrost for the first time] We have to do that again!

Korg: [narration] Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. And although they were from different worlds, somehow, it just made sense. And together they embarked on a journey of love.
[pause]
Korg: Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
[as Jane sleeps, Thor talks to Mjolnir]
Thor: She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. I love you too, buddy.
[Thor pats Mjolnir before walking away. Mjolnir briefly glows]
Korg: [narration] And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
[pause]
Korg: Thor set his sights toward a future and all it might hold. But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. And although Jane didn't want to admit it, she was scared of loss as well.
[pause]
Korg: And so, they built walls between them. Thor got busy saving humanity. And Jane got busy doing the same. Real busy. And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. Something had to give.
Jane: I have to stay up all night to go through this data, okay?
Thor: And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
Jane: There's two plates!
Thor: It's two plates and two forks!
Korg: [narration] And then, one night, it did give. Jane wrote a note. And Thor read that note. And their legend suddenly became myth. Or so they thought.

Jane: -Quite a reunion, huh?
Thor: -You're telling me.
Jane: What's it been? Like, three, four years?
Thor: Eight years, seven months, and six days.
Jane: [raises eyebrows inquisitively]
Thor: I haven't forgotten...

[Thor is in a cloak]
Zeus: Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps]
Korg: Ohh!
Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!
[the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor]
Jane: Should we help him?
Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?

Jane: I'm not Lady Thor. My name is Mighty Thor! And if that's still too hard for you, you can call me Dr. Jane Foster! And one last thing: EAT MY HAMMER!

Jane: Not bad for a human.
Thor: Not bad for a god.

Jane: Bifrost is the key?
- It's a trap!
[SOFTLY] You wanna tell me why you just threw
- Stormbreaker out the window?
- He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.

Thor: You think me strange?
Jane: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane: I'm not sure yet...

- Whew. [CHUCKLES]
- Just checking.
Jane: [CHUCKLES] See you later.
Mantis: Five minutes to departure!
- What?
- We were just talking.

[last lines]
Heimdall: Jane Foster.
Jane: Heimdall.
Heimdall: I see you're dead now.
Jane: Yeah.
Heimdall: Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla.

Jane: So is this how you normally look?
Thor: More or less.
Jane: It's a good look!

[Jane summons the Mjolnir and turns to a shocked Gorr]
Jane: Don't just stare at it, eat it!
[throws Mjolnir at Gorr]

[from trailer]
Jane: [slaps Loki] That was for New York!
Loki: I like her.

Jane: [Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing] Darcy!
Darcy: [She drops Ian] Jane!
Dr. Erik Selvig: Ian!
Ian: Selvig!
Darcy: Mew-mew!
[Mjölnir zooms by]

Jane: They're not here.
- Where are they?
- What the hell is this place?

Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it!
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: ANOTHER!
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane: [to the lady behind the counter] Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane: [to Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.

Jane: [says her catchphrase] Catchphrase!
Thor: W-w-w-wait, is that your new catchphrase?
Korg: I dunno. The word "catchphrase" actually sounds like a pretty cool catchphrase.

Jane: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik: What about the backups?
Jane: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.

Agent: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane: Stolen!
Agent: Borrowed.
[Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
Agent: Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
Thor: [Pulling Jane close to his side] Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
Jane: Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent: Wait, we need to debrief you!

Jane: [about the mythology book] Where'd you find this?
Erik: The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative.
Erik: I'm talking about science, not magic.
Jane: Well, "magic's just science we don't understand yet." Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik: Who wrote science-fiction.
Jane: A precursor to science fact!
Erik: In some cases, yeah.
Jane: Well, if there's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!
Erik: Oh, Jane.
Darcy: A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshiped them as deities.
Jane: Yes! Yes, exactly. Thank you.

[Thor receives Mjolnir]
Jane: Oh... my... God.

Jane: That's a quantum field generator isn't it?
Eir: It's a soul forge.
Jane: Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?
Eir: [surprised] Yes.
Jane: [to Thor, quietly pleased] Quantum field generator.

[the Einherjar bring Jane a meal]
Jane: I'm not hungry.
Sif: [knocks down the guards] Good! Come with me!

[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane: Put him on the bed.
Erik: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

Jane: [Jane's phone rings on Svartalheim with a rap song coming from it and Jane looks confusedly at Thor]
Thor: It's not me.

[from trailer]
Jane: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...
[Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology]
Thor: ...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.