The Best Twin #1 Quotes

Twin: Dirty underwear! That was rich, Connie. You really shut up that rube.
Connie: It wasn't me. It was Zambini.
Twin: Yeah, right. Come on, Connie. We didn't pay no dime to see your act.
Twin: Why do you always pretend that Zambini's for real?
Connie: Because he is.
Emmet: Heh, right! She must think we're a bunch of rubes too.

Twin: [after seeing Emmet look at them naked in the shower] Emmet!
Emmet: I just won me a bet!