The Best Undertaker Quotes

Uncle: God, Lucille! How could you take her away from me! I can't live without her! Lucille! Snookie lumps!
Undertaker: I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. This is your wife.
Uncle: [sees Lucille in other casket] Ah!
Undertaker: She is this man's wife.
Uncle: Give me five minutes.

Undertaker: This is gonna be difficult for you but you've got to identify the body.
Rick: This isn't my aunt.
Undertaker: Yes. That's why it's going to be difficult.