The Best Abe Quotes

Flash: I don't know. I got to check my calendar first. I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.
Abe: [ringing the bell] That is false.
Mr. Harrington: What did I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes?

Peter: I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Abe: Oh, no.
Michelle: Peter's not going to Nationals.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, before Nationals?
Michelle: Figures. He's already bailed out on marching band and robotics club.
[Everyone looks at her]
Michelle: I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.