The Best Mr. Harrington Quotes

Mr. Harrington: What do you think it is?
Mr. Dell: You know, being a man of science, witches.

Mr. Harrington: It would be terrible to lose a student...
Mr. Harrington: ...on a school trip...
Mr. Harrington: ...again.

Michelle: Excuse me, can we go already? Because I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of an embassy before dinner.
Mr. Harrington: Protesting is patriotic.

Mr. Harrington: Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
Peter: No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.
Mr. Harrington: Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.

Mr. Harrington: Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything... Well the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.

Flash: I don't know. I got to check my calendar first. I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.
Abe: [ringing the bell] That is false.
Mr. Harrington: What did I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes?

Mr. Dell: Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. They joined forces like the Power Rangers.
Mr. Harrington: You're thinking of Voltron.
Mr. Dell: Who?
Mr. Harrington: Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!