Top 50 Quotes From Peter Parker

Peter: [while teleporting and beating up Thanos] Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag...
[Thanos graps Peter by the throat]
Thanos: Insect!

Adrian: [pulls up to a red traffic light] That's terrible what happened down there in DC, though. Were you scared? I bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though, huh?
Peter: Yeah, well, I- I- I actually didn't go up. I saw it all from the ground. Pretty lucky that he was there that day.
Adrian: [traffic light turns green] Good old Spider-Man.

Otto: [unmasks MCU Spider-Man] You're not Peter Parker.
Peter: I am so confused right now!

Peter: [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
Peter: Comes great responsibility.
Peter: Wait, what? How do you know that?
Peter: Uncle Ben said it.
Peter: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Tony: Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, right? To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?
Peter: Gee, I, I...
Tony: Let's just say it was.
[sighs]
Peter: Mr. Stark, I'm...
Tony: You screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... alright, not my best analogy. I was wrong about you. I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team.
Peter: To the, to the... to the team?
Tony: Yeah! Anyway, there's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you're ready...
[Reveals the Iron Spider Armor]
Tony: Why don't you try that on... and I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.

MJ: Want to go in, on a pair?
Peter: You mean like sit next to each other?
MJ: Yeah.
Nick: [in Peter's earpiece] Parker, you in position?
Peter: No...
MJ: [Thinks Peter is rejecting her] Okay... no?
Nick: [In Peter's Earpiece] Why the hell not?

Matt: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
[Matt catches a brick thrown through the window]
Peter: How did you just do that?
Matt: I'm a really good lawyer.

Peter: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

Mysterio: Fury asked me to check you were OK.
Peter: That was nice.
Mysterio: You do have sarcasm on this world, don't you?

Peter: [catches Mantis] I got you!
[catches Drax]
Peter: I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.

Ned: Here's your web cartridges.
Peter: Oh, thanks, man.
Peter: What's that for?
Peter: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
[Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
Ned: WHOA!
Ned: That came *out* of you!
Peter: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
Peter: No?
Peter: How on earth does that even...?

MJ: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
MJ: Well then you're Spider-Man.

Peter: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Ned: Awesome.

Peter: Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.
MJ: Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.

Peter: How could you do all of this?
Quentin: You'll see, Peter. People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.

Tony: Got a passport?
Peter: [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony: You ever been to Germany?
Peter: No.
Tony: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter: I can't go to Germany!
Tony: Why?
Peter: I got... homework.
Tony: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Peter: [Both telling Andrew's Spider-Man to cheer him up] You're amazing.

Peter: Wait, who are you?
Peter: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.
Tony: You know Thor?
Peter: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

Peter: [on a school bus] Hey, I need you to cause a distraction.
Ned: [sees the spaceship] Holy shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Tony: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter: S-Spider-Man.
Tony: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter: It's not a onesie.

Peter: I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Abe: Oh, no.
Michelle: Peter's not going to Nationals.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, before Nationals?
Michelle: Figures. He's already bailed out on marching band and robotics club.
[Everyone looks at her]
Michelle: I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.

Peter: You can't trick me anymore.

Peter: Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.

Peter: What's your password?
Happy: Password.
Peter: No, what is your password?
Happy: Password. The word spelled out.
Peter: You're head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy: I don't feel good about it either.

May: Hungry?
[May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]
May: You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
May: I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.
Peter: Please stop saying "Tingle", May.

Peter: [Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidion] Hey, man! What's up, Mr Stark?
Tony: Kid, where'd you come from?
Peter: Field trip to MoMa!
[gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]
Peter: Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
Tony: Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

Peter: Excuse me, sir!
- I... I can help. Let me help.
- I'm really strong, and I'm sticky.
- I need to lead it away from the canals.

Adrian: [Turns a gun to Peter] Does she know?
Peter: Know what?
Adrian: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?
Peter: [Awkwardly] Thank you.
Adrian: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

Peter: Uh, I have like a sixth sense.
Happy: The Peter-Tingle!

Peter: No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! I'm just gonna be myself.
Ned: Peter, nobody wants that!

Peter: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
Max: What do you mean fix us?
Peter: Look, our technology is advanced...
Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
Otto: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
Peter: I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.

[during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
Peter: I love you guys!
Peter: [beat] Thank you.

Otto: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
Peter: What do you mean?
Doctor: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter: Yeah, me too.

Peter: So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
Peter: I'd rather not talk about this.
Peter: No! I don't mean to...
Peter: Are you teasing me?
Peter: No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
Peter: If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
Peter: I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
Peter: Whoa.
Peter: Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
Peter: Only... only the wrists.
Peter: You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
Peter: Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
Peter: Whoa... why?
Peter: Existential crisis stuff.
Peter: Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.

Peter: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
Peter: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!
Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.
Peter: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!
Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.
[Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]
Peter: What the hell just happened?
Karen: You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.

Ned: [to Peter] Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter: No, man!

Peter: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...
[Tony hugs Peter in relief]
Peter: This is nice.

Ned: Peter!
Peter: Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
[they all point at each other]
Ned: [Confused] Peter... Peter...
Peter: [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
Ned: Peter... Parker?
Peter: Same.

Peter: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned: But you are a kid.
Peter: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

Tony: [to the Guardians] We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude
Peter: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony: What dance-off?
Peter: It's not a thing.
Peter: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter: It never was.
Tony: Don't encourage this, all right? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here.
Peter: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

Peter: Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
Peter: Seems you've met some of them.
Peter: [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
Peter: I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
Peter: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
Peter: Oh?
Peter: Yeah, he was purple.
Peter: I wanna fight an alien!
Peter: [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
Peter: [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
Peter: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
Peter: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
Peter: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
Peter: Yeah yeah yeah.
Peter: You... you are amazing.
Peter: I guess I am.
Peter: You are amazing.
Peter: Thank you.
Peter: Will you say it?
Peter: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

Mr. Harrington: Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
Peter: No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.
Mr. Harrington: Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.

- These, no.
- Sorry. Sorry.
- I'm here. Mr. Harrington.
- HARRINGTON: Wait, wait, wait.
Peter: I'm here, I'm here.
- HARRINGTON: Oh, thank goodness.

Flint: Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. Do you remember?
Peter: I'm Peter but I'm not your Peter.
Flint: What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell's going on?
Peter: I'll explain everything but first can you help me stop this guy?
Flint: Okay.
Peter: You try and surround him and I'll pull the plug, alright let's go!

Peter: Get out of here. Go!
- Oh, my God.
- Come on.
- Oh, no, you don't.
- You okay? Get out of here. Go!

Nick: How's the suit?
Peter: It's a little tight around the ol' web-shooter.

Tony: Previously on "Peter Screws the Pooch", I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the *one thing* I told you not to do.
Peter: Is everyone okay?
Tony: No thanks to you.
Peter: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he *is* in fact there]
Tony: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was *crazy* to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
Peter: I'm 15.
Tony: No, this is where you ZIP IT, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on *you*. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Peter: Yes, sir, I...
Tony: Yes.
Peter: I'm sorry. In sorry.
Tony: "Sorry" doesn't cut it.
Peter: I understand. I just wanted to be like you.
Tony: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter: For how long?
Tony: Forever.
Peter: [on the verge of tears] No! No, no, no! Please, please, please!
Tony: Let's have it.
Peter: You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Tony: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad.
Peter: I don't have any other clothes.
Tony: Okay, we'll sort that out.

Peter: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Otto: Dr. Otto Octavius.
Peter: [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?

Mr. Delmar: [In Spanish] His aunt is a beautiful Italian woman!
Peter: [In Spanish] How's your daughter?

Peter: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials, or an interview.