The Best Michelle Quotes

Peter: I've gotta go.
Michelle: Where are you going?
[Peter stares at her]
Michelle: What are you hiding, Peter?
[Peter still stares at her, at a loss for words]
Michelle: [laughs] I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

Michelle: Excuse me, can we go already? Because I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of an embassy before dinner.
Mr. Harrington: Protesting is patriotic.

Peter: I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Abe: Oh, no.
Michelle: Peter's not going to Nationals.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, before Nationals?
Michelle: Figures. He's already bailed out on marching band and robotics club.
[Everyone looks at her]
Michelle: I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.

Michelle: My friends call me MJ.
Ned: I thought you didn't have any friends.
Michelle: I... didn't.