The Best Barb Wagner Quotes

Randy: What does that do to property values having a gangster living next door?
Dr. Bruce Cusamano: Are you kidding? Safest block in the neighb. And being a gangster what does it mean anyway?
Randy: That's true. Some of the shit I see in the boardroom. I don't know if I'd make a distinction.
Barb: Oh, will you please. It's not the same thing.
Dr. Bruce Cusamano: Bugging, bribes. I don't know. Sometimes I think the only thing separating the American business from the mobs is fuckin' whackin' somebody.
Jean: Listen to you.
Dr. Bruce Cusamano: What?
Jean: Whackin'. He hangs around with Tony Soprano for 15 minutes, and it's fuckin' this and fuckin' that.
Barb: We were over there for that fund-raiser. I didn't see any guns anywhere.
Jean: Oh, but that bar with the goombah Murano glass.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I like Murano glass.